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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well,
A father puts his 3- year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping,
A father puts his 3- year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa" The father asked, "Why did you say good bye Grandna?"
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well,
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer:
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see…
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever.
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.In the morning, the wife asks her husband at" breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon
Mary is saying goodbye to her husband, John, as he nears death."My love," said John. "Before I die,
Mary is saying goodbye to her husband, John, as he nears death."My love," said John. "Before I die, I must confess that I was once unfaithful to you with another woman. In our fifty
"Johnny" says the teacher, "what's the first thing your father does in the morning?" "He takes a sh*
"Johnny" says the teacher, "what's the first thing your father does in the morning?" "He takes a sh*t, sir," says Johnny. "Oh" says the teacher, "and what does your father do for a
An 80-year-old woman is arrested for shoplifting. She appears before the judge accompanied by her
An 80-year-old woman is arrested for shoplifting. She appears before the judge accompanied by her husband. The judge: - What did you steal, madam? - A can of peaches, sir!
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer:
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see…
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well,
I am 82 years old, I have 4 children, 11 grandchildren, 2 great-grandchildren and a room of 12
I am 82 years old, I have 4 children, 11 grandchildren, 2 great-grandchildren and a room of 12 square meters. I no longer have a home or expensive things, but I have someone who will clean my
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well,
A father puts his 3- year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping
A father puts his 3- year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa" The father asked, "Why did you say good bye Grandna?"
An 80-year-old woman is arrested for shoplifting. She appears before the judge accompanied by her
An 80-year-old woman is arrested for shoplifting. She appears before the judge accompanied by her husband. The judge: - What did you steal, madam? - A can of peaches, sir!
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer:
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see…