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A husband is at home watching a football game
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts
CrazyFunnyCat A MAN FROM TEXAS IS VACATIONING IN MEXICO
A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he sits there sipping his t... #humor #funny #joke
OUR HERO, SAM, DOESN'T GET GIVEN A RIFLE Funnycity
When they are handing out rifles, he is at the back of the line and they run out just before they get to him.The Sergeant gives him a stick and tells him to just pretend it’s a rifle... #funny, #joke, #humor
SnickersSnail LITTLE JOHNNY'S GRAMMAR LESSON
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on... #joke #funny #humor
During one of her daily classes
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
SECRET OF MARRIAGE Funnycity
SECRET OF MARRIAGE Funnycity
Sherlock turns to Watson and asks
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up #hilariousjokes #fun #lol #darkhumorjokes #funnypuns
LET THEM KNOW WHO IS THE BOSS Funnycity
There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own.He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them.As they entered their lat.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A couple is in bed sleeping
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of […]
Funny joke - That’s Our Secret Code
A doctor started having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out...
DAD JOKE: THIS FATHER INSISTED THE BABY COULDN'T BE HIS Funnycity
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hairShe can't possibly be mine.”“Nonsense,” the doctor said #funny, #joke, #humor