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A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the... | Funny quotes, Funny text messages, Laugh out loud jokes
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the...
“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.” So...