Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey.
I can hear you screaming my name.
Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning!
You dancing in the flames.
Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn.
Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn.

This is a fox trot. You my way. And you jump a plot.
Twist that knot in your stomach.

Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey.
I can hear you screaming my name.
Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning!
You dancing in the flames.
Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn.
Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn.

I took the time to smell the roses. I was pricked by a thorn.
Who put this thorn in my thumb?

Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey.
I can hear you screaming my name.
Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning!
You dancing in the flames.
Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn.
Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn.

Eat that with some hot sauce.
You're like a bulldog choking on a chicken wing.
It'll go down better.

Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey.
I can hear you screaming my name.
Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning!
You dancing in the flames.
Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn.
Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn.

Here's Charlie with the weather.
It's raining sticks and stones.
You better get your umbrella.

Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey.
I can hear you screaming my name.
Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning!
You dancing in the flames.

I scream for you. I dream for you.
Well, I'll pickle my shoe. I'd do the same for you.
You know it's true. Oh Hell Yeah.

Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey.
I can hear you screaming my name.
Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning!
You dancing in the flames.
Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn.
Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn.

I'll pickle my shoe. I'll pickle you. 1. 2. 3. 4. Yeah!
Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny!
Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny!
Hootenanny!