Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes contains a large selection of the best hand picked jokes for people of all ages (kids, teen and adults) that will help make you laugh! This board is perfect when you are bored or want to kill some free time. Read the jokes, laugh and have fun with friends.
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a poem written in white on a teal background with the words,'the science my husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner
The silence - Joke
My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out...
a blue poster with an image of a woman's face and the words is this your wife, sir?
Funny joke - Is This Your Wife, Sir?
One day I was sitting alone in my house, watching TV and enjoying my cold beer. A few minutes later the police came to my house holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it loo...
a poem written in black on a blue background with the words bald eagle, hunter kills and eats a bald eagle, and is
Bald eagle - Joke
A hunter kills and eats a bald eagle, and is arrested for violating the Endangered Species Act. He pleads guilty, and throws himself on the mercy of the court. "Your Honor," the hunter said, "I had no idea that it was illegal to kill and eat a bald eag...
a poem written in black and white on a pink background with the words, directional camping
Funny joke - Directional Camping
A husband took his wife camping for the first time. Considering himself an experienced outdoorsman, he passed along outdoor survival tips at every chance he got. However, one day they got lost hiking in the deep woods. The husband tried the usual tacti...
a poem written in white on a purple background with the words,'wait and ray two
Joke - Walt and Ray
Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older." "What do you mean?" asked Walt. "Well," replied Ray. "I can barely remember the ...
a woman's high heeled shoe with the words, lady and the female doctor
Funny joke - Lucy And The Female Doctor
Lucy was having a lovely time shopping. In the first shop she visited, she found some perfect shoes and, in the second, a beautiful dress. Her mobile rang. It was a female doctor telling her that her husband was in intensive care following a car accide...
A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary. The man says to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never looked quite like the rest. Now, I want to assur... Long Jokes, Funny Stories, Wedding Anniversary, Worth Reading, The Man, Reading, Funny, Celebrities
I Must Know!!! | Joke
A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary. The man says to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never looked quite like the rest. Now, I want to assur...
a poem written in black and yellow with the words effective car alarms i was with a friend in a cafe when a noisy
Effective Car Alarms | Funny Joke
I was with a friend in a cafe when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me. "Last summer, my teenager spent ...
a red background with the words repair shop on it and an image of a man's printer started printing more and more
Best joke > The Repair Shop
A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and...
a pink poster with the words what's your problem?
Joke » What's your problem?
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the docotor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try...
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a poem that reads, a gift for fathers day i don't get excited about gifts
Joke - A Gift For Father's Day
I don’t get excited about gifts the way other people do, and it drives my wife nuts. For Father’s Day, my wife was determined to get a reaction out of me and so she ordered me a custom-designed tie. She knew that I had two great passions in...
a poem written in white on a purple background with the words feeding shamu at sea world, a young boy absolutely refuses to see the show
Clean joke » Feeding Shamu
At Sea World, a young boy absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn't tell his parents why. No amount of discussion could get him to change his mind. Later, when they got home, the parents discovered the reason ...
a wedding card with an image of a bride and groom on the front, text reads for your headache there is that married couple and it was almost midnight
For Your Headache | Joke
There is that married couple and it was almost midnight. The husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water with an evil smile on his face. His wife asks, “I didn't want aspirins from you. What’s these aspirins for?” “It’s for ...
a purple background with text that reads school date teacher how did the vikings send secret messages? student they used norse code
School Daze | Funny Joke
Teacher: How did the Vikings send secret messages? Student: They used Norse code! First Kid: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. Second Kid: So what's so great about that? First Kid: It's snowing outside! Teacher: Why did ...
a poem written in black and white with the words traffic light, one day a blond from cali decides to move take a trip to north carolina to see her
Funny joke - Traffic Light
One day a blond from Cali decides to move take a trip to North Carolina to see her brunette friend. Of course, being a blond, she assumes that NC is like a whole different country. When she gets there her friend is driving her back to the house. The bl...
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