Almost Everything, by Grath Madden

Almost Everything

by Grath Madden

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vanslater My mom’s a professional Steinway’s piano seller. I gave her all my Sways tshirts to wear on business trips. Favorite track: The Steinways - I Wanna Kiss You (On The Lips).

Kevin Monchamp Grath Madden is the among the greatest ever pop punk auteurs and that is the most embarrassing opinion that I will ever stand by

Greg Andersson I own most of this stuff already, but I'll pay for the convenience of having it in one place. Grath is one of the best songwriters in this scene and he deserves all the money thrown his way. Favorite track: House Boat - A Song In Which I Try To Convince Myself To Stop Being Such A Fucking Idiot.

tstrapac Grath is one of the best songwriters ever. Favorite track: House Boat - Terminally Unique.

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So this is the Belgian version of the Top Bunk ep which is both one of my favorite recordings I've ever been a part of and also probably my least popular record. Hooray! All tapes come with a Top Bunk dl code, but you'll also get my near-discography download when you purchase. I'll toss in whatever stickers/pins/extras I can find if you're interested in one of these.

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6 song 7" released in 2013 on Bloated Kat. Comes with a download/digital version of the "Almost Everything" discography thingie.

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Six song 7" in white sleeve (no picture sleeve). Fetauring songs by Grath and Azeem. Comes with download code for the "Almost Everything" collection. No international shipping.

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4 song 7" featuring two songs by each band. Released by Bloated Kat records. Available in green or white. No picture sleeve. No international shipping Comes with download of the "Almost Everything" collection.

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featuring - Top Bunk s/t 7" (no pic sleeve), Science Police "You Are Under Arrest In The Future" 7" and the Science Police/Jabber flexi 7" on green or white (again, no pic sleeve). You'll also get a copy of Yes Flag's awesome "Grand Bystander" album on CD, and I'll happily supply a dl code for that if you want. This will come with a dl code for the "Almost Everything" collection.

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Figured I should toss this up here as well in case folks missed it on the Short Attention or Worst Idea Records bandcamps. CDEP in a 7" sleeve that includes a guitar pick as well as a bandcamp code for the EP. 31 songs in like 10 minutes. This also comes with a download of the Almost Everything discography-ish thing.

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1.	House Boat - 21st Century Breakroom 09:25	info
2.	House Boat - Suburban Grit 00:31	info
3.	House Boat - Love Song For The Reclusive 01:34	info
4.	House Boat - Who Let The Dogs Out 01:39	info
5.	House Boat - A Song In Which I Try To Convince Myself To Stop Being Such A Fucking Idiot 01:34	info
6.	House Boat - Quivering 00:59	info
7.	House Boat - Throwing In Those Weird Chords Did Wonders For The Copyrights And Dopamines (Theme From House Boat) 02:48	info
8.	House Boat - ...And On And On 01:28	info
9.	House Boat - Now We Are 31 01:56	info
10.	House Boat - Pityscapes 02:16	info
11.	House Boat - Anticipation Preservation 01:36	info
12.	House Boat - I Live Directly Across The Street From The Outback Steakhouse 01:19	info
13.	House Boat - Terminally Unique 01:02	info
14.	House Boat - I'd Be Better Off On 02:06	info
15.	House Boat - Real Life As A Metaphor For Real Life 02:36	info
16.	House Boat - Barkmarket Fuckacy 01:35	info
17.	House Boat - Bug Out 03:29	info
18.	House Boat - Never Tear Us Apart [INXS] 02:04	info
19.	House Boat - DC Showcase Presents: Inferiority Crisis Volume 420 01:35	info
20.	House Boat - Payment Plan 02:15	info
21.	House Boat - Kids Of The Black Hole Sun 01:35	info
22.	House Boat - The Self Aware Octopus 00:59	info
23.	House Boat - Tired Pleas 01:10
24.	House Boat - I Watched The Biggest Loser Australia 01:38	info
25.	House Boat - I Work On The 13th Floor 01:37	info
26.	House Boat - Alonelylonelylone 02:23	info
27.	House Boat - Battlestar Galactica vs The Pop Punk Message Board Pt. VI: Grivet Loves Goats 01:13	info
28.	House Boat - My Guts Have Shit For Brains 01:57	info
29.	House Boat - My Life Hurts 02:38	info
30.	House Boat - Every Day 00:31	info
31.	House Boat - Are You Into Metal? 01:16	info
32.	House Boat - 30 Going On 13 01:15	info
33.	House Boat - All Of The Time 02:00	info
34.	House Boat - A Song For Halfpint To Suck May Balls To 02:08	info
35.	House Boat - Wait, What? 01:05	info
36.	House Boat - Dumbmarket Travesty 01:25	info
37.	House Boat - AFS/BC 00:59	info
38.	Top Bunk - So Dramatic 01:15	info
39.	Top Bunk - Eating Chinese Food With The Suicide Girls 01:09	info
40.	Top Bunk - Can't Hang 01:05	info
41.	Top Bunk - Run Away 01:36	info
42.	Top Bunk - Just Go 01:04	info
43.	Top Bunk - Oh Emelia 01:30	info
44.	Top Bunk - Whoa Dude 00:43	info
45.	Top Bunk - I Feel Better 01:46	info
46.	Top Bunk - Waiting 01:44	info
47.	Science Police - I Had Deviled Ham Sandwiches For Lunch 00:54	info
48.	Science Police - Gentle Comedy 00:44	info
49.	Science Police - I Bought Two Copies Of A Sesame Street Comic Book For Speculative Purposes 02:30	info
50.	Science Police - Look 02:08	info
51.	Science Police - One Of Those Girls 02:03	info
52.	Science Police - The Boat Dreams From The Front Desk 02:01	info
53.	Science Police - She Blinded Me With Immunobiology 01:31	info
54.	Science Police - Stop Hitting Yourself 02:54	info
55.	Science Police - No Fun Intended 01:51	info
56.	Science Police - Good Mood 01:39	info
57.	Science Police - Too Old Songs 02:23	info
58.	Barrakuda McMurder - So Alone 00:26	info
59.	Barrakuda McMurder - California Won/Leave Me Alone/No, Seriously, Leave Me Alone/Oh Vivien 04:03	info
60.	Barrakuda McMurder - I Spent The Rent (On Weed) 01:10	info
61.	Barrakuda McMurder - Poop Song (feat. Kate Kane) 00:35	info
62.	Barrakuda McMurder - You're Thinking Nothing 02:22	info
63.	Barrakuda McMurder - Fuck You, Ms. ******** 01:35	info
64.	Barrakuda McMurder - Grace/Period 01:07	info
65.	Barrakuda McMurder - Oh My God, You Guys, My Job Is So Annoying And My Life Is Seriously So Hard (You Guys) 01:24	info
66.	Barrakuda McMurder - Volcano 01:24	info
67.	Barrakuda McMurder - Percocet Confusion 01:24	info
68.	Barrakuda McMurder - Darlington 01:36	info
69.	Barrakuda McMurder - Prelude To Some Bullshit 02:04	info
70.	Barrakuda McMurder - (I Want To) Make Out (With You(Because You Wear Sweatpants)) 02:00	info
71.	Barrakuda McMurder - The Royal You 02:24	info
72.	Barrakuda McMurder - It's A Slow Crawl To The Finish Line 02:02	info
73.	Barrakuda McMurder - I Broke Up (With My Girlfriend (So That I Could Write Pop Punk Songs About It)) 00:37	info
74.	Barrakuda McMurder - This Sick 00:55	info
75.	Barrakuda McMurder - I Don't Mind 02:03	info
76.	Short Attention - Quit Your Job 00:13	info
77.	Short Attention - Pointless Breakup Song 00:11	info
78.	Short Attention - Lunch Break 00:11	info
79.	Short Attention - Revolving Door Romance 00:05	info
80.	Short Attention - Sister Ray 00:13	info
81.	Short Attention - I Have An Unhealthy Thing 00:10	info
82.	Short Attention - Don't Start A Band 00:14	info
83.	The Steinways - Arena Rock 01:56	info
84.	The Steinways - Missed The Boat 01:13	info
85.	The Steinways - Oh My Fucking Gosh 01:12	info
86.	The Steinways - Fuckmarket Pharmacy 01:24	info
87.	The Steinways - Oh Angela 02:04	info
88.	The Steinways - Attaching Transmittals To Erection Drawings 01:04	info
89.	The Steinways - Half Baked Heartache 02:34	info
90.	The Steinways - Manhattan Boots 01:47	info
91.	The Steinways - The 400th Blows 01:06	info
92.	The Steinways - Good Morning Sunshine 01:16	info
93.	The Steinways - It's My Hair 01:36	info
94.	The Steinways - Senior Prom Jr. 01:02	info
95.	The Steinways - Good Grief 01:46	info
96.	The Steinways - (Nobody Wants To) Make Out (With Me (Because I Wear Sweatpants)) 01:37	info
97.	The Steinways - CGI 02:45	info
98.	The Steinways - The Internal Cowboy 01:29	info
99.	The Steinways - Today Is The Day We Are Getting Married 01:27	info
100.	The Steinways - Black Lung 01:21	info
101.	The Steinways - Headache Minus Girlfriend Equals Zero 01:08	info
102.	The Steinways - It All Went Wrong 01:14	lyrics
I got a problem Words are swimming in my head Some things are better left unsaid Oh since you left me I've been singing different songs My whole world is gone And no one's left to sing along Cause they're all singing different songs And now everyone is gone It all went wrong I don't want a let down Better get down Keep my head down I got a problem swimming in head Better left unsaid Better left unsaid
103.	The Steinways - Sara 02:16	info
104.	The Steinways - (Un)fortunately Gone 01:37	info
105.	The Steinways - The 400th Blows 01:05	info
106.	The Steinways - Superfuzzbigmac 00:45	info
107.	The Steinways - Always? Never! 02:24	info
108.	The Steinways - Superfuzzbigmac 00:46	info
109.	The Steinways - The Worst Song Ever 01:33	info
110.	The Steinways - Chemical Sugar 00:51	info
111.	The Steinways - Ice Cream 02:26	info
112.	The Steinways - That Sorta Hot Pseudo White Trash Girl Who Used To Work At That Pool Hall 00:58	info
113.	The Steinways - Good Morning Sunshine 01:23	info
114.	The Steinways - Twenty Year Old Virgin 01:22	info
115.	The Steinways - Sunnyside Up 00:59	info
116.	The Steinways - Main Street, Flushing, USA 01:53	info
117.	The Steinways - I Shit (You Not) 01:40	info
118.	The Steinways - Voce Dem Labios De Uma Galinha 01:30	info
119.	The Steinways - (My Girlfriend Is A) Crazy Cat Lady 00:12	info
120.	The Steinways - Big Head Mode 00:39	info
121.	The Steinways - Chopsticks McVilla 00:12	info
122.	The Steinways - Fucking February 01:54	info
123.	The Steinways - Dead Boyfriend 00:24	info
124.	The Steinways - Mondays 00:13	info
125.	The Steinways - Milk Was A Bad Choice 01:14	info
126.	The Steinways - Fred's Slacks 00:31	info
127.	The Steinways - Are You Fucking Kidding Me? 01:32	info
128.	The Steinways - I'm Ice-T 00:36	info
129.	The Steinways - Fuck You Guys (You're Out Of The Band) 00:47	info
130.	The Steinways - Debra McPrommyprom 02:21	info
131.	The Steinways - Really Really 02:05	info
132.	The Steinways - Diogo A Go Go 00:58	info
133.	The Steinways - Just Friends 00:53	info
134.	The Steinways - Clock Tower 00:46	info
135.	The Steinways - Fruitmarket Fantasy 01:29	info
136.	The Steinways - A Door, A Bell 01:20	info
137.	The Steinways - K-TV 01:08	info
138.	The Steinways - Die Die My Children 00:10	info
139.	The Steinways - ((Holy Shit) I Can't Believe I Still Don't Have) A Girlfriend 02:38	info
140.	The Steinways - Theme 00:08	info
141.	The Steinways - I Wanna Kiss You (On The Lips) 01:56	info
142.	The Steinways - Dear Girl 02:17	info
143.	The Steinways - My Dead Aunt 00:09	info
144.	The Steinways - Everybody Loves Raymond 01:21	info
145.	The Steinways - Tangled Up In Teenagers 00:17	info
146.	The Steinways - Onlyundiesclub.com 01:26	info
147.	The Steinways - Why Don't Jewish Girls Like Me? 01:53	info
148.	The Steinways - Warped Tour 00:05	info
149.	The Steinways - Carrie Goldberg 02:14	info
150.	The Steinways - How To End A Steinways Record 00:06	info

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This is more or less every song from every pre-Robot Bachelor band I played in and wrote songs for. Everything is ordered by band and then reverse chronological from there. Lots of these songs are tremendously embarrassing, but they exist, so here they are. I'm sure you're a very nice person, so I hope you enjoy this.

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released May 30, 2018

I play guitar and sing mostly, but I imagine I played bass on at least a few of these songs. Azeem plays guitar and bass and sings and wrote a few of these songs, so he will certainly be entitled to like 8/150ths of the vast fortune I will accumulate by selling this. Mikey Erg, Chris Pierce, Chris Grivet and Adam Siegel played drums. Zack, Grivet (again?!), Dan Paquin, Chadd Derkins and Joe Evans played guitar. Michelle Shirelle and Andy Conway balance the scales by handling most of the non-Azeem bass duties, though Pierce and Matt Lame also briefly appear in that capacity (Michelle also wrote 1.10 of the songs that appear here). Marisa is the only person to play the keyboard, so she gets her own sentence. These recordings were mostly the fault of Chris Pierce and Luke McNeill, although Pete Steinkopf, Mario Viele, Phrank Martian and Chris and Jimmy Hot Cop can be held partially responsible as well. Many if not all of the above contributed vocals to these songs. Many other people who aren't any of the above people contributed backing vocals to these songs as well, and, if memory serves, those people are Hallie Unlovable, Erin and Miranda from (at the time) Full of Fancy, and Adam Fletcher. I'm almost certain I have forgotten one or two people, but hopefully their lives are fulfilling enough at this point that they'll never read this.

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