39 years old (Born on July 24, 1985)
Happy Birthday, Patrice Bergeron! You're the only guy who can score goals and defend them with equal brilliance—seriously, do you ever get confused about which net you're supposed to protect? From hoisting the Stanley Cup in 2011 to collecting Selke trophies like they're hockey cards (2012, 2014...and beyond), you've proven that offense wins games but defense—and a perfectly groomed playoff beard—wins championships.Here's wishing you another year of face-off dominance and defensive wizardry. May your birthday cake be sweeter than beating Montreal at home ice. Keep skating circles around Father Time; after all these years, he's still trying to catch up!