Beats For Straight Boys

by Hard Ton

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Paul XXX Hard Ton does it again ❤️ Favorite track: Useless Man.

Uwe Brandt Classic Minty "Useless Men"

Great great lyrics and Song ♥

🤜🦄🤛 Favorite track: Useless Man.

da5idh Boom. Acid. Bombastic. Acid. Robotic Acid. Str8 + Kinky acid. Dancing in a black light room. Dripping and tripping. Proper Banging. Favorite track: Beat Robotic.

Mary One of the easiest purchases I've made in the last little while. Every track here is an absolute ripper and the use of the 303 and Vocoder is simply masterful. Highly recommended. Favorite track: Beat Robotic.

carlosmetropoli The best Italian Artist of the century, giving us a flashback feel from the 80's with a new atmosphere for our dance floors. Great mix of voice, personality, attitude and look! An all round artist in his glory, ready to explode, and awe the world.

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1.	Beats For Straight Boys 06:15	buy track
2.	Hard Ton feat. Kallin - Beat Robotic 06:35	buy track
3.	Useless Man 05:47 video	buy track
4.	Useless Man (True Pleasures Remix) 06:54	buy track

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released July 8, 2020

All tracks written by Hard Ton (Mauro Copeta & Massimo Bastasi)

Useless Man: lyrics by Richard Torry, Leigh Bowery, Ingo Vauk & Carl Fysh
Beat Robotic: written by Hard Ton & Mikael Kallin
Useless Man (True Pleasures Remix): additional production by Quinn Whalley & Joshu Doherty

Photo: Luciano Paselli
Make-up and styling: Gaia Chloé Brigida
Artwork: Posthuman
Cut by: Curve Pusher
Press by: Mobineko

Cat. No. BV33

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