Every day I go online, it’s where you’ll find me all the time
In my house inside my room, blocking ads and posting nudes
Tabs are growing like a weed, more Internet is what I need
Buying, selling NFTs, iFunny for awesome memes
I’m going online, it’s where I spend my time
I’m staying online, it’s how I live my life
So scary outside, no IRL today
I need to update every single app
Online, all the time
I don’t wanna go outside
Downloads, on my mind
Staying in my room tonight
Online, all the time
I don’t wanna go outside
Cool memes, on my screen
Logging on inside my dreams
One day I went outside, the grass just wasn’t what I like
Felt between my fingertips, a boring plant that I can’t click
Ran right back into the house, out of breath and grabbed my mouse
Opened up download.com, took in all the peace and calm
I’m going online, it’s how I am inside
I’m spending all week, with Freddy for five nights
I’m moving my body to oppa gangnam style
Watching viral clips and hitting “like”
Online, all the time
I don’t wanna go outside
Downloads, on my mind
Staying in my room tonight
Online, all the time
I don’t wanna go outside
Cool memes, on my screen
Logging on inside my dreams
Digital life, I’m healthy and more alive
Scrolling my feeds until I pass out each night
Virtual wedding, with my Vtuber bride
Doing Fortnite dances on our special night
Online, all the time
I don’t wanna go outside
Downloads, on my mind
Staying in my room tonight
Online, all the time
I don’t wanna go outside
Cool memes, on my screen
Logging on inside my dreams
Online, all the time
I will never go outside
Downloads, on my mind
Staying in my room tonight
Online, every day and night
Online, all the time
I’m kissing my wife, I do it online
There should be night mode for the sunshine
I love the games and I love to click
I’m an online guy, and I’m hella sick
