Unusual Gifts For Her

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Red Candy

a pink neon sign that says get naked on the side of a wall in a dark room

Get Naked Neon Wall Art

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Britney Spears Door Stopper

If that door slams ONE MORE TIME, it’s gonna get a PIECE OF ME! Oops… it did it again… Why won’t it WORK B*TCH?! Get your TOXIC rage under control and let this wooden Brittney lie under your door for a non-slam experience. You’ll be shouting ‘#freebritney’, or as my boss originally wrote ‘#freebrittany’ (trust me, I almost handed in my notice…!), to get her to rise above the door and perform a snake charmer dance just for you. Maybe you would've had one too many STRONGER G&Ts by then.

a paper cut out of a woman holding a cell phone

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Door Stopper

All rise! Welcome into your court, the trailblazing Brooklyn woman who changed the face of America’s courtroom. RBG will prop open your door as strongly as she held court and FREE your hands from having to hold open the door. And you won’t be found GUILTY of unethical behaviour, as our Wedgies are all designed in the UK and ethically made as part of an incentive scheme based in Sri Lanka aimed at the empowerment of rural communities. How’s that for a FAIR trial? DOOR adjourned.

a white plate with a dog wearing a donut on it's head and the words doughnut badgerer

Doughnut Badgerer Side Plate

Hey. Hey. Hey… Is that a donut…? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey… Can I have one…? We all know that donut badgerer who won’t let the idea of having a donut go once they’ve got it in their head. You’re powerless against their insistence and big, cute, puppy dog eyes so you end up handing your sweet treat over just to avoid the badgering… Give them this side plate to help placate those who are donut-crazed. We really can’t guarantee they’ll leave you be, but it’s a start!

Edwin the Unicorn is about to confess to the murders of Prawn the Peacock and Argys the Great. Your palms are sweaty, your heartrate is about as fast as Edwin’s, but the kids run into the room and your climax (no pun intended) is taken from you. SHOW THEM THE SOCKS to keep your TOMES warm and your reading sessions private. CHECK OUT our accessory for readers with cold feet. Coze yourself into a wordy stupor and tell interrupters to ‘politely’ leave you be while you enter your hardback heaven. Reading Socks, Blue Q Socks, Knitting Notions, Blue Q, Reading Gifts, Women Crew Socks, Funny Socks, Novelty Socks, Book Lovers Gifts

Fuck Off, I'm Reading Socks (S/M)

Edwin the Unicorn is about to confess to the murders of Prawn the Peacock and Argys the Great. Your palms are sweaty, your heartrate is about as fast as Edwin’s, but the kids run into the room and your climax (no pun intended) is taken from you. SHOW THEM THE SOCKS to keep your TOMES warm and your reading sessions private. CHECK OUT our accessory for readers with cold feet. Coze yourself into a wordy stupor and tell interrupters to ‘politely’ leave you be while you enter your hardback heaven.

You might think these socks are rather rude, but how can anything pink be rude? I just think they’re as honest as the smell of socks after a long, hot day. No longer will you have to put up with the bully, the boring boss, the self-pitying moaning muppet. Save your breath and show them the truth-telling socks. They’ll soon leave you a-TOE-n. Perfect as a prezzie for anyone who needs a little confidence boost. When wearing these foot gloves, the only HEELS you’ll be under are yours. Humanitarian Work, Independance Day, Cc Beanie, Diagonal Stripes

Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks (S/M)

You might think these socks are rather rude, but how can anything pink be rude? I just think they’re as honest as the smell of socks after a long, hot day. No longer will you have to put up with the bully, the boring boss, the self-pitying moaning muppet. Save your breath and show them the truth-telling socks. They’ll soon leave you a-TOE-n. Perfect as a prezzie for anyone who needs a little confidence boost. When wearing these foot gloves, the only HEELS you’ll be under are yours.

What’s the hardest part about getting in shape? It’s simply motivation, and what better way to be motivated than by your scale! I’m much more motivated by a double fudge chocolate brownie… Some people want to lose weight to fit into a Marilyn Monroe dress, while others want to gain weight to look THIC in those new trousers! Whatever reason, there is one shared desire, to be as sexy as f*ck. While it is a fully functional scale there is only one thing you must look at (it's below the numbers) Weighting Scale, Fudge Chocolate, Marilyn Monroe Dress, Getting In Shape, Monroe Dress, Be Motivated, The Hardest Part, Weight Scale

Sexy as Fuck Weighing Scale

What’s the hardest part about getting in shape? It’s simply motivation, and what better way to be motivated than by your scale! I’m much more motivated by a double fudge chocolate brownie… Some people want to lose weight to fit into a Marilyn Monroe dress, while others want to gain weight to look THIC in those new trousers! Whatever reason, there is one shared desire, to be as sexy as f*ck. While it is a fully functional scale there is only one thing you must look at (it's below the numbers)

a red mug with the words big hug on it next to some cookies and spoon

Red Big Hug Mug

There’s a reason why hug and mug rhyme. They do the same thing! They fill you with love and care, but be careful you don’t get them mixed up, that could make for a very hot hug, and a very dry tea. This stoneware mug is ideal for those times when you don't want a cuppa, but a mega mugga. Get this big red hug mug, wait, red mug big hug… that’s not right either… Get this mug hug big red for anyone you want to give a big hug to, even when you’re apart, or for that overly affectionate co-worker.

a red and white mushroom shaped lamp on a blue surface with polka dot dots in the shade

Magic Mushroom Mister

Feeling TRIPPY? (I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that mushroom pizza in Amsterdam) All of a sudden, I feel so connected to nature and it has me thinking…plants are very particular creatures, wouldn’t you say? But in a way aren’t we the same? Sometimes we like baths, and sometimes we prefer a shower. Our plants deserve that same luxury. So treat them right, with the holographic Mushroom Plant Mister! Oh it’s not holographic? So why is it moving?!

an oven mitt with pink paw prints on the front and back of it's fingers

Cat Paw Oven Mitts

Cat people get so much hate in the world and it doesn’t make sense. You guys are the true victims dealing with your little monsters every day. But we love them don’t we, because that occasional time they let you pet them is enough to justify all the times they hurt you. These Cat Paw Oven Mitts are the perfect reminder of how FUR-nomenal our little fur babies can be (and a less obvious way to protect yourself from their love attacks). Look at the little toe beans!