Easter is that special time when kids go hunting for eggs, adults pretend they’re helping, and someone always forgets where they hid the last one. It’s about chocolate bunnies, colorful eggs, and a whole lot of sugar-fueled chaos. While it’s a serious holiday for many, people also love to share smiles with family and friends. That’s where Easter Jokes hop in because what’s better than laughing with your mouth full of jellybeans!
Every year, just after the eggs are found (or lost forever), the internet explodes with Easter jokes that make even grumpy uncles chuckle. Some people go wild with funny one-liners, while others flood their group chats with Easter memes featuring grumpy bunnies or eggs with attitude. Whether you’re roasting marshmallow chicks or dodging flying chocolate, a good joke can crack you up faster than a badly boiled egg.
Best Easter Jokes
Now before we start, we would like to tell you that we will not be going to do any jokes about Jesus.
He’s not the kind of guy you’d like to… Cross, especially around Easter.
What’s the best thing about Joe Biden having dementia at Easter?
He can hide his own Easter eggs.
From where did the bunny get its hair done for Easter?
Obviously, from the “hare-stylist.”
Yo mama so fat, she came up for Thanksgiving and didn’t leave until Easter.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ethan.
(Ethan who?)
Ethan up all my Easter candy, can I get a refill?
Why did the Easter bunny like the bedtime story?
The story had a “hoppy” ending.
Why was the Easter bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully?
He was charged with eggstortion.
Did you hear about the kid who accidentally drank the water people used to color eggs for Easter?
Most think he dyed a little inside.
What is more East than East?
Easter.
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Why did the Easter bunny go to the barber?
He had a bad hare day.
In a little Texas town, there were three country churches: Presbyterian, Methodist, and Catholic.
Squirrels have taken over every church. The Presbyterian church organized a meeting one day to discuss what to do about the squirrels.
After much prayer and thought, they concluded that the squirrels were fated to remain there and that they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
The Methodists came to the conclusion that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creations.
So they trapped the squirrels humanely and released them a few miles outside of town. The squirrels reappeared three days later.
It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution:
They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.
Which Greek God loved to collect animals?
Zoos.
What beer do you drink on Easter Sunday?
Rolling Rock.
How can you make Easter shopping go faster?
Use the eggs-press lane.
One Easter, a dad was teaching his son how to drive when a rabbit suddenly hopped onto the road. The son hit the brakes hard and said, “I almost ruined Easter—I nearly ran over the Easter Bunny!”
His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare.”
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
Do you know what’s great about senility?
You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Yo mama so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Are there.
(Are there who?)
Are there more eggs for us to color?
Why do we break bread on Easter?
Because its yeaster.
Did you hear that the neighborhood couple made Chinese for Easter dinner?
If they had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
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Three bad Catholics die and go to heaven. Saint Peter says to them “To get into heaven, you must pass a quiz first. What is Easter?”
The first Catholic steps up and says, “Easter is the holiday when a big fat man comes down your chimney and hands out presents.”
Saint Peter says, “No. That’s not right. That’s Christmas.”
The second Catholic says, “Of course, that’s Christmas. Everyone knows Easter is the day when children put on masks and go door to door saying ‘trick or treat’ and getting candy.”
Saint Peter says, “No. You’re thinking of Halloween. How have you all not heard of Easter? Do you know what Easter is?” he says, motioning to the third.
The final Catholic says, “I apologize for my friends. I know what Easter is. Easter is when our lord and savior Jesus Christ was crucified under Pontius Pilate for the forgiveness of our sins. He suffered, died, and was buried. They put his body in a tomb and rolled a big stone in front of it. On the third day, the disciples rolled the rock away, and they saw Jesus Christ had risen from the dead in fulfillment of the scriptures…”
“That’s an excellent answer!” St. Peter exclaimed.
“…and as he rose from the dead, Christ saw his shadow and we got six more weeks of winter.”
Why is business good on Easter?
Because prophets rise.
364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground.
Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids.
What do you need when your chocolate eggs suddenly vanish?
An eggsplanation.
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
They don’t celebrate Easter as they’re eggs-tinct.
Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt?
Because an egg beater.
What do you call someone who isn’t sure if the Easter Bunny is real?
An Eggnostic.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dora.
(Dora who?)
Dora whole bunch of eggs to decorate!
How do you make Easter easier in just one simple step?
Replace the T with an I.
What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?
“He is risen.”
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
A parishioner who only attends church on holidays is leaving church after Easter mass.
The preacher is standing at the door to shake hands. He grabs the parishioner by the hand and pulls him aside. “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” the pastor tells the parishioner.
The parishioner replies, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, pastor.”
The pastor questions, “Then how come I don’t see you in church except at Christmas and Easter?”
The parishioner whispers, “I’m in the secret service.”
How did the Easter Bunny end up in Santa’s sleigh?
It was Hoppenstance.
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What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure?
Eggs (X) marks the spot.
What rapper celebrates Easter twice?
2Pâques.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Heidi.
(Heidi who?)
Heidi the eggs all over the yard.
How do you get out of a conversation with the Easter Bunny?
Well. You don’t want to egg him on; he’s a real basket case. Hop out of there.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Brother John entered the “Monastery of Silence,” and the Abbott said, “Brother, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you wish, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Brother John lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbott said to him: “Brother John, you have been here 5 years now. You may speak two words.”
Brother John said, “Hard Bed.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Abbott said. “We will get you a better bed.”
After another 5 years, Brother John was called by the Abbott. ”
You may say another two words, Brother John.”
“Cold Food,” said Brother John, and the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again called Brother John into his office. “Two words you may say today.”
“I Quit,” said Brother John.
“It is probably best,” said the Abbott. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
Why did the Easter bunny bookmark Humornama.com?
Because it was “hopping” it would get to see more awesome jokes.
Why did the Easter bunny go crazy?
Because Easter didn’t go “egg-xactly” the way it was planned.
What is the head of the Easter Bunny association called?
Chareman.
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What type of seat does an Easter bunny prefer?
An arm chare.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wendy.
(Wendy who?)
Wendy is the Easter Bunny arriving?
Who does the Easter Bunny admire the most among humans?
Eggheads.
How did the Easter bunny win the competition?
It outjumped them all.
Did you see Batman leaving Church early on Easter?
It was the first time someone had seen a Christian Bale.
What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite dessert?
Egg tart.
A young boy was seen at the park, devouring a massive chocolate Easter bunny.
A passerby commented, “Hey little guy, eating that much chocolate isn’t good for you.”
The boy stared back and replied, “Well, my grandpa lived to be 103.”
The passerby asked, “Oh, did he eat a lot of chocolate too?”
The boy responded, “No, he just knew when to mind his own business.”
Easter is the day we defied the idiom “put all your eggs in one basket.”
Which team do Bunnies support?
Hibernian FC due to their stadium name Easter Road.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuckolate Easter Bunnies are the best!
Which insect does the Easter Bunny envy?
Grasshopper.
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Why is Easter a favored holiday among Alzheimer’s patients?
They get to hide their own eggs.
Which profession can the Easter bunnies relate to?
The sHOPkeeper.
A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place — candy too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. What should I do?”
The woman told the man not to worry — she knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came back to life! It jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans, and hopped on down the road.
Fifty yards away, the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved, then hopped another fifty yards, turned, waved again… and kept going, hopping and waving every fifty yards!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name is in your spray can?”
The woman turned the can around so the man could read the label. It said:
“Hair Spray – Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
Why was Easter cancelled?
They found the body.
Why did the Easter eggs hate hearing jokes?
Since they always cracked up.
What do you call a flea-infested rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Who do marshmallows like to hang out with at Easter?
Their peeps!
How does a programmer catch the Easter Bunny?
With an Ethernet.
Where do Muslim rabbits come from?
Middle easter.
One day, Arnold Schwarzenegger was in the city.
On the way home, he rang his son to make sure he had all the groceries they needed at home. He told him all they needed was some coffee, so Arnold went in to his local store to get some.
On the way to the checkout tills, he passed all the Easter eggs the store had, and it brought back memories of his first Easters as a dad, and the joy of seeing his children getting Easter eggs. He decided he’d recreate the magic, given the year everyone is having. The cashier saw all the eggs and chocolate he was buying, and couldn’t help but ask why he was buying nearly all the store’s Easter eggs and chocolate when he’s such an old man.
Arnold simply responded, “I still love Easter, baby.”
Why does the Easter Bunny hide its eggs?
It doesn’t want anyone to know it’s a chicken.
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What do you call a weary Easter egg?
Eggs-austed.
What do you call a bunny who is mad?
A psycHOPath.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester.
A priest was arguing with a rabbi.
“What is great in our religion,” said the priest, “is that there is room for advancement. A humble village priest can become a bishop, an archbishop, a cardinal — who knows? Maybe even the Pope!”
The rabbi replied, “What about the Almighty? Can he become the Almighty?”
“Certainly not!” responded the priest. “What a sacrilegious thought! No mere mortal man can aspire to become the Almighty!”
The rabbi smiled and said, “One of our boys made it!”
How do you get out of a talk with an Easter Bunny?
Don’t egg him on; he’s a real basket case. Hop out of there.
What will happen if April Fool’s and Easter fall on the same day?
It already did, as it was also April fools’ Day on Easter when Jesus was resurrected.
Girl: Sorry for the late response. I was busy with some stuff on weekend.
Boy: It is ok. Although it’s a lot like Jesus. You disappeared on a Friday and came back on a Sunday.
What do bunnies do when they get hitched?
They wanna go to “Bunny-moon.”
What kind of jewelry do rabbits have on their bodies?
14 “carrot” gold chains.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite vegetable?
Egg-plant.
How do you send an email to the Easter bunny?
Through haremail.com.
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What did the optimistic egg say?
“I like to look at life sunny-side up.”
Why doesn’t the Easter bunny wear a wig?
Because it is already 100% hare.
How does the Easter bunny text its friends?
With egg-mojis!
What do you get when crossing a rabbit with a mollusc?
The Oyster Bunny!
What does the Oyster bunny say when it is glad?
“I am as hoppy as a clam.”
When your dog prepares your breakfast on Easter, what do you get?
Pooched Eggs.
How did the Easter bunny make the snowman mad?
It ate his nose.
What do you get when you mix Halloween with Easter?
Chick or treat.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Egg-xausted.
Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym?
He wanted to ‘egg-xercise.’
What did the washer & dryer do in the 40 days before Easter?
Lint.
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What do you guys think of my idea to abstain from working with spreadsheets for 40 days before Easter?
Because personally, I think it’s Excel Lent.
Why is Easter so popular in France?
Because it’s a bonne idée.
The Easter Bunny eggsplained that he had the eggseptionally eggstrordinary eggs eggspedited to your eggsact location to meet your high eggspectation.
Why can’t Jesus walk on water?
He has holes in his feet.
My parents used to fill my brain with rubbish like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy when I was a youngster.
Thanks to god, now that I’m older, I don’t fall for such nonsense.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Why is the Easter Bunny the world’s poorest animal?
It needs to hide its eggs, carry its tail behind, and can only come once a year.
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Why do we color Easter eggs?
Because Jesus dyed for your sins.
Find the odd one out among the tooth fairy, Bill Cosby, Santa Claus, and the Easter bunny?
The Easter bunny, of course, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
Why are chocolate Easter bunnies hollow?
To represent God’s promises.
What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
An elderly couple in church during Easter mass.
Wife turns to husband and says, “I have just done a silent fart, what should I do?”
Husband says, “Put new batteries in your hearing aid!”
How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?
Tell her a joke at Christmas.
Did you know that the original Easter took place on April 1st?
That Jesus sure knew how to pull off a prank!
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Why does Korea have more Christians than China?
Because China is east, but Korea is easter.
What do dogs eat at Easter?
Hot cross bones.
Why does Jesus hate M&M’s?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?
Both are famous for stuffing baskets.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Basketball.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
Ever seen a rabbit wear glasses?!
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny slope.
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What does the Easter Bunny drink on Easter?
Spring water.
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
Egg-stra terrestrial.
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore.
What stories do Easter eggs tell their children?
Yolk tales.
Did you hear about the Easter egg that starred in a movie?
Now it’s a shell-ebrity.
Why don’t rabbits live very long?
They’re on burrowed time.
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What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call naughty Easter eggs?
Deviled eggs.
Hope you like these jokes on Easter. Do let us know in the comment section below!
Man! I feel guilty for laughing at this jokes on Easter.
My grand dad didn’t get any of them.
This was funny. Thank you for your jokes.