Face: ARISTOPRAT Body: WELL BRED Arms: MY BEST FRIEND'S SHREDDING Personality: AN IDEAL HUSBAND Distinguishing Features: A RAPIER WIT Attainability: PROBABLY GOOD IF YOU'RE YOUNG & PRETTY, BOYS I know he's had loads of weird plastic surgery now and looks like Beaker from The Muppets, but I saw him coming out of his gym…