A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming...He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in...
A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed - Funny MonsterA newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.
Patient asks student nurse to examine his testicles... and this story has a bit of both! A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the...