/midwest/

/midwest/
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/midwest/ - Midwestern USA
Founded 1803 Manager CriticalStrike IRL manager Team colors HEX color #203731; Bay Green Ranking n/a Highest rank n/a (n/a) Lowest rank n/a (n/a) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Green Gay Lmao Website Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 0 3 4 25%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match /swe/  1–3  /midwest/ 3/13/21
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem American Football-Never Meant Victory Anthem Jason Aldean-Big Green Tractor Goal horn Detroit Rock City
Kits

No. Position Player 10   GK Pork Tenderloin 71   CB Chad Farmer 5   CB Pure Germanic Blood 82   CB Cowe :) 34   DMF Culvers 15   LMF Minnesomalia 20   RMF >Skyline Chili 59   AMF Chicago Crime Stats 86   CMF Can't have shit in Detroit 12   SS Green Gay Lmao 95   CF CORN

No. Position Player 64   GK Great Lakes 3   CB It's Miller Time 37   CB FLAT LIVES MATTER 4   CB Cornhole 19   CB >Flyover State 61   CB Please Don't Shoot at the Tornados 66   AMF Ohio Superiority 58   DMF Midwest Emo 39   LMF Pop or Soda? 7   LMF YOU AINT FROM MICHIGAN 13   RMF >Chicago Style Pizza 44   RMF Sprecher

Player	Description
Pork Tenderloin	Is it Iowan or Indianian? It's delicious, that's what.
Chad Farmer	>Why yes I drive my combine down main street, how could you tell?
Pure Germanic Blood	4th Reich? You tell me.
Cowe :)	Moo :)
Culvers	Slowly fattening my arteries with Cheese Curds and Butterburgers
Minnesomalia	I miss when Hmongs were the only immigrants there
>Skyline Chili	>"Chili"
Chicago Crime Stats	ROBERT is our man, taking down ADULT BLACK is his plan.
Can't Have Shit in Detroit	Took a step outside and fell on the ground, fuckers took my porch. Can't have shit in Detroit.
Green Gay Lmao	Are the Packers doing well? Aaron taking a dump on your team? Post this image and cope away!
CORN	CORN GANG! CORN GANG!
Great Lakes	Pretty Fuckin Great.
It's Miller Time	Pißwasser in hand? Yep, it's Miller time.
FLAT LIVES MATTER	Glacier-kun, be gentle...
Cornhole	It ain't a party without it.
>Flyover State	>be coastie >live in 3k a month shitbox >get lung cancer from pollution >can't drive anywhere >muh flyovers
Please Don't Shoot at The Tornados	Please don't.
Ohio Superiority	It appears my superiority has led to some controversy....
OPE!	slang: pejorative: Midwestern phrase used when inconvenienced
Pop or Soda?	The debate continues...
YOU AINT FROM MICHIGAN	IF YOU AIN'T DONE DIS BEFO >steals dodge charger and runs it off ambassador bridge
Faygo	Michigan's favorite bargain soda.
Sprecher	The patrician rootbeer