IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It's too complicated I don't want to expose my MAC address We can use RFC6598 It's too hard to support We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
It'll make it easier for the government to track me What's IPv6? I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT NAT444 is fine IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
Github doesn't support IPv6 We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple We don't need that many addresses End users don't care about IPv6
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year We've still got plenty of IPv4
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP It's on our roadmap Our vendor doesn't support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
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