Friday, 21 November 2025

Isms

 

Isms

Pinched from elsewhere:

Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbour.

Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one. Buy a bull.

28 comments:

  1. In this simple example, capitalism seems best, but perhaps raw capitalism could be softened by regularly giving your neighbour a bucket of milk.

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  2. A balanced combination of capitalism and socialism is perhaps what is ideal for any society. But how well that balance can be achieved is a challenge.

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  3. Capitalism might be more like, buy all of the bulls (0r cows), so no one else can have one and thus corner the market.

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  4. Thank goodness all my family were socialists :)

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  5. That's a very apt way of explaining those -isms!

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  6. That's as neat a summary as I've ever seen.

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  7. They should teach this in school 😉

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  8. Good way of explaining it all. Clear even to me lol

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  9. This is a good example of them

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  10. That is a great simple explanation for each one of these types of governments. I guess someone should figure out how to mix socialism and capitalism together and come up with something better.

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  11. Simple explanations. I see where America stands today.

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  12. Brilliant
    Alison in Devon x

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  13. Simple explanations in a few words. The socialism definition calls to mind Luke 3:11: if you have two coats, give one to someone with none. I have far too many coats.

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  14. I like your examples of the isms.

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  15. I have seen this before and it never fails to amuse and educate.

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  16. thank you because I have never understood all these isms or even tried to. I just try to live my life by do to others what you want done to yourself, this gives me a better Idea of what they all mean

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  17. Interesting. I've never heard the "isms" explained quite this way.

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  18. Yes, I seen these before. But I will toss in one..NICEISM. A nice person.

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  19. Well ... I've never seen the "isms" explained quite this way before!

    Enjoy the rest of Friday and have a good weekend.

    All the best Jan

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  20. Succinct, and a good discussion starter.

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  21. Interesting. If I remember correctly in school it was explained that no one of them is perfect, the best is a mixture of all (?) Or perhaps I'm just not remembering correctly lol

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  22. Thank you, everyone. There's no perfect solution. It's just that some are less awful than others. A compromise somewhere along the way would be good, but that seems to be beyond professional politicians.

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  23. I think we have a longer version of this 'isms' somewhere. I agree with you that maybe a compromise would offer the best answer.

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  24. I've seen various versions of this. Simple explanations always are flawed but there's still a lot of truth here.

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