Hi
Welcome. I'm a software developer who likes to write. This is sort of like my GeoCities page (ask your parents.) Take a look around to see things I've made and more about me. Below are a few recent highlights.
The Junk Food Firehose
25 February 2026
Get a nutritional label for the last piece of content you consumed.
ISOCRA
18 July 2025
A website for the International Society of Carb Rankers.
The Dark Ages of the Internet
25 October 2024
Things fall apart.
The Bit
15 January 2024
A short story made for the web
Little metal boxes
07 September 2023
Realising that all of a sudden I don't actually own anything I care about anymore.
The joy of labradors & nonsense software
03 August 2023
Hey Siri: my dog is scratching his face again