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206K views · 6.8K reactions | How We Got Revelation | How We Got Revelation | By Nick | Come here. Me? No, the other guy dressed like Caesar from T Move. Yes, I need you to seal this and get it out for me. What is it? Letter to the Sheriff of Nottingham? Ha ha. It gets chilly in here. No, don't. Revelation. Revelation. Revelation? Should Revelation have an S? I think it should have an S. No, I only had one. I prefer you didn't read that actually. Hey, come here. Take a look at this. Nope, we're fine. Wow, there's two of you. Uh we don't need to involve anybody else. John here wants us to send these letters to a Asian minors. What? Asia minor. I needed to go to seven churches in Ephesus, Philadelphia. Philly, City of Brotherly Love. And Cheesesteaks. Not not that Philadelphia. Although in that one, they spell my name J A W N. What? Never mind. It's a Philly thing. You wouldn't understand. Shouldn't it be Revelation with an S? That that's what I said. Just send a letter. You just signed it John. Did you want to specify? Are you the apostle John? I ran out of ink. Just leave it. It's fine. Where there's John the Baptist? Nope. I can assure you I'm not that John. John the Baptist wasn't from Sherwood Forest. What is your deal? Have you even seen Robin Hood? I love men in tights. Robin Hood. Men in tights. Whatever. John the Baptist was let's see. Hmm. Leonardo decapitated. Hey, who are the four horsemen? Wait, I know that. Jack, Jim, Jose. No. I can't remember the fourth. I don't think that's the four horsemen he's talking about and then I saw a beast rising up out of the sea with seven head and ten horns. Is this beast with the seven heads and the ten horns in the room with us right now? It's symbolic for a reason so you clowns can't understand. Boy, I've seen this before. Is this Game of Thrones? Oh, he's he's John from the House Targaryen. He's the father of dragons. And it's chilly in here because winter is coming. Oh, you guys going to get a Subaru later? See, Jimmy, I I knew y'all would do this. You know nothing John Snow. Okay. You saw seven seals, seven trumpets, seven lampstands, seven stars. Are you on shrooms? No. Seven is symbolic, meaning fullness or completion. Sure, sounds like you had more than one revelation. Hit me with the summary. Simplify it for me for for me, my friend. I don't. God wins, Jesus reigns. Okay, so it's very important that we get that letter to the seven churches. I already signed it. We just need it sealed and delivered and then. I'm yours. Oh my gosh. Focus please. What are we going to do with that? We are going to add an S to Revelation. That is bothering me.
206K views · 6.8K reactions | How We Got Revelation | How We Got Revelation | By Nick | Come here. Me? No, the other guy dressed like Caesar from T Move. Yes, I need you to seal this and get it out for me. What is it? Letter to the Sheriff of Nottingham? Ha ha. It gets chilly in here. No, don't. Revelation. Revelation. Revelation? Should Revelation have an S? I think it should have an S. No, I only had one. I prefer you didn't read that actually. Hey, come here. Take a look at this. Nope, we're fine. Wow, there's two of you. Uh we don't need to involve anybody else. John here wants us to send these letters to a Asian minors. What? Asia minor. I needed to go to seven churches in Ephesus, Philadelphia. Philly, City of Brotherly Love. And Cheesesteaks. Not not that Philadelphia. Although in t
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