Action Princess

by Juliet and the East

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calliopemuse
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calliopemuse Makes me want to watch this show! Got that Steven Universe vibe :3 Favorite track: Theme Song.
robotsdancing
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robotsdancing Really cool album! I like the narration throughout for providing storytelling info, that it seems like a happy hopeful story in the end, and I quite like the musical diversity in it. Favorite track: Whatever it takes.
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Hey kids, join Action Princess from the hit magical girl cartoon Princess Squad in her very own action packed adventure - summon your magical monster slaying wand and prepare to declare what you’re princess of!
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Theme Song 00:50
Don’t look now but here she comes Action princess, action princess Loves to fight and looking for fun Act even when you’re afraid Hope for those in need Brave is what we try to be Put on your shoes, no time to lose Whatever’s next, we’ll find out soon Anything, we’ll face it as a team Charging in, it’s action princess That’s who she is, action princess Saving the day, action princess What are you princess of?
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Another monster approaches the city! Another day, another fight for Action Princess and her team.
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Here we are again on the battlefield and I wouldn’t change a thing Every time we fight we’re trying to make sure that tomorrow always comes Evil schemes and laser beams, giant monsters come endlessly, we’ll take them all on And it’s not just me, we stand up as a team to keep them all at bay To my left and right there are heroes here to try to save the day When the dust settles for the last time We’ll take a long and well deserved rest Maybe then I’ll finally have the breath To tell you how I’ve felt since we first met Evil schemes and laser beams, giant monsters come endlessly, we’ll take them all on
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The day has been won, but our hero’s heart is still locked in another, more delicate battle…
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She’s the prettiest girl in the world But what do you do with that? Since the first day that we ever met I’ve only wanted to give her everything so that So maybe she’ll see me So maybe she’ll look at Me with wonder in her eyes Hold me in her hands She’ll keep me right beside Hear her say that I am The prettiest girl in the world But what do you do with that
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Distracted by her yearning, Action Princess doesn’t notice the cloaked figure approaching her from behind…
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Helplessness 02:27
I am a vision of your bad dreams And everything you never want to be I am the burden of those sad things You like to think you’ve overcome Why don’t you stop and give it up Admit you just can’t be enough Let all that pain do what it came to do And drag you down I am the dirt that you fall into When you can’t keep up on the high road I’m always waiting here to catch you When you get lost, nowhere to go Why don’t you stop and give it up Admit you just can’t be enough Let all that pain do what it came to do And drag you down I am a double dose of helplessness I am never ever going to go away I am a double dose of helplessness I am always going to be here to stay To drag you down
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The next day, another monster focuses on the city. Unable to find her own focus, our hero hopes to clear her head one punch at a time.
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What’s the flavor of the day? Whats the task I need to slay? It’s time to give some fist to face attention to the problem The world still needs us all And I’m at it’s beck and call But the news anchors still hem and haw about my cellulite But don’t you fret, Don’t you worry There’s still a job to do and I won’t let it get me down I can’t be sad, I won’t be anything I don’t get anything but to be fine (x3) It’s not so bad, I’m sure this will pass I can’t help if she, Sees right through me Is that everything you’ve got? Can’t you take another shot At knocking all these thoughts out of my overloaded head As long as I’m right here Trading hits it’s all so clear There’s nothing else to think about except another punch But don’t you fret, Don’t you worry There’s still a job to do and I won’t let it get me down I can’t be sad, I won’t be anything I don’t get anything but to be fine
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As the battle ends, Action Princess sees one of her teammates injured by a monster she hadn’t noticed. The cloaked figure approaches our hero again.
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Noticing how down our hero is, the leader of the Princess Squad suggests a team trip to the beach. There, Hope does her best to cheer Action Princess up.
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Despite her best efforts, Hope is unable to help Action Princess; seeing our hero so low, the cloaked figure appears once more.
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Dying Star 01:33
What a success I’d say we did it right We kept you far away and isolated don’t you think that’s how you need to be? But don’t you fret Don’t you worry Rock bottom’s just the start and baby grab a shovel let’s keep going down Everything seems awful and I’m sure you’re feeling hopeless but there’s more to come Isn’t it a lovely feeling, laying in the dirt and being sad Consider this If you curl up in a ball You can really make it all more pitiful You’re the dying star at the center of a universe that doesn’t even care As bad as you feel, you can always know At least you didn’t try
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It was then that action princess realized she had been doing this to herself entire time! The villain had been inside her all along, and every cruel word came from her own doubts and fears. She realized that no amount of punching could make her kinder to herself.
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Why don’t I stay? Why don’t I try? Why don’t I give it all the effort? What would it hurt? Is it really that bad? Isn’t that the point of being here? I don’t know that there can be Any better time So maybe now’s as good as it can get To give us both a less than perfect chance The cruelest words are often said in unopened mouths, coming from an enemy who knows you in and out There’s no one better at bringing you down to your knees and taking out the weapons that you cannot stand against Why don’t I stay? Why don’t I try? Why don’t I give it all the effort? What would it hurt? Is it really that bad? Isn’t that the point of being here? Living in a constant fear of being hurt by someone dear is not allowing any life at all Only giving tiny pieces of what we see and what we feel doesn’t make the rest of us go away
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You’re the prettiest girl to me So what can we do with that Now that you’re here Why don’t we let it all out and see that Theres no end to the reasons that I love you There’s no way to explain my hesitation Now that I’m here it seems so unavoidable This is where I’ve wanted to be So maybe we can work it out So maybe we can do this right I’ll give you the best of myself Can I take your hands into mine I can’t offer you everything I don’t need the world just your half Theres no end to the reasons that I love you There’s no way to explain my hesitation Now that we’re here it seems so unavoidable This is where I’ve wanted to be So maybe we can work it out So maybe we can do this right And we’ve already fallen in love
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There’s always more to be said There’s always more to be heard There’s more to life than spending all your time trying to count every word maybe you will find yourself At the end of these long days Wondering where their light has gone Hoping they’ll come back to stay Plant the seeds that become memories Water them with waves of love and wait Patiently in the garden, you will see, all you are and all you were to me Chorus People come, and people go, taking pieces of you in their pockets It’s not always clean, sometimes it’s obscene, but it’s worth the love you spread throughout the world maybe you will find yourself At the end of these long days Wondering where their light has gone Hoping they’ll come back to stay

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Action Princess is the soundtrack to a queer magical girl cartoon that doesn't exist (yet)! Join our hero Action Princess as she battles with unspoken love and self doubt. Lyric and art book here:

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released August 1, 2025

Juliet Terrill - Songwriting, bass, vocals, The Villain
Isabel Dammann - Violin, vocals, Action Princess
Kynwyn Sterling - Drums, vocals, Hope
Joseph Mammarella - Guitar, The Joseph Monster
Jon Luc Hefferman - Keyboards, Narrator
Riley Kennedy-Keys - Recording engineer, mastering
Alex Little - Mixing
Ren Strapp - Art
Luce Queen - Album Cover, logo

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