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Smoked Salmon

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1.
It’s straight outa Bosch Ain’t none of this comin’ Out in the wash Ignorance ain’t bliss, people they basically Just aren’t ok, creatively killing All through the ages We’re all going to hell in a hand basket We’re all going to hell in a hand basket We’re all going to hell in a hand basket History we know ain’t Such a good teacher So little to gain From all of those preachers At so little gain For all those believers But heartache and pain Oh lord don’t ya leave us The plague weren’t no franchise, served up with French fries All those bottom feeders Parading as leaders are Taking us down to, Hell in a handbasket We’re all going to hell in a handbasket We’re all going to hell in a handbasket We’re all going to hell in a handbasket Ain’t none of this comin’ Out in the wash Ignorance ain’t bliss, people they basically Just aren’t ok, creatively killing All through the ages We’re all going to hell in a hand basket We’re all going to hell in a hand basket We’re all going to hell in a hand basket
2.
Maybe 03:55
I’m gonna give it to ya Hard truths I’m putting it out there Provide your own proof What you do with it is up to you You can have your soft lies If you think you understand Then explain to me the compromise Go ahead raise your hand If you still want to complain Maybe There’s a way Maybe Some day We’ve all been sold maybe We’ve all been told ‘we’ll see’ Go ahead expand Save me making it plain It’s time somebody copped it Go ahead and take the blame Maybe There’s a way Maybe Some day We’ve all been sold maybe We’ve all been told ‘we’ll see’ But I’m telling ya Certain things better kept under the bed We don’t talk about em They’re better left unsaid Maybe There’s a way Maybe Some day We’ve all been sold maybe We’ve all been told ‘we’ll see’ Nah We don’t talk about it It’s better left unsaid Old school days Old school ways Maybe There’s a way Maybe Some day We’ve all been sold maybe We’ve all been told ‘we’ll see’
3.
Untrue 02:54
I know that you have always been untrue But true to life is very hard to do What’s true to life anyway These abstract ways they don’t present a view I know that you have always been untrue It’s true I’m choosing to believe in you You can tell me what I gotta do To tie up all the loose ends in my view Patiently we’re waiting for the cull Dangerous ideas to annul What I don’t see doesn’t mean a thing Like asking how long is a piece of string You know they’re stretching our credulity So we can follow so dutifully Just as long as we know what to do Doesn’t matter if it’s all untrue Where does this Stuff come from? Who makes this Stuff all up That voodoo That you do Is sure to undo you Who makes stuff up anyway Cos no one cares what it’s meant to say
4.
Don't 03:51
I’m just gonna follow Right where she takes me Yeah I hear ya saying No body makes me I gotta do Whatever she says I must obey For she is the press Ident I know you’re thinking I’m some kinda hedonist I’m not inflicted with Such an impediment All that I know is Some things were meant Maybe I’m lucky Its heaven sent I just can’t help it I’m being held it Isn’t just selfishness My heart it just melted As soon as I felt it I just got down and knelt it Could be helped It couldn’t be helped I’m ashamed to say I Haven’t quite dealt with it No haven’t quite dealt with it What she showed me Well it just owned me It wasn’t only me on my own I’m telling you that it is my own doing You’re tellin me that it is my undoing Theres no defence I Am just defenceless I lose my senses I lose my senses You think I’m just playing but I got no say in this Got nothing to lose There aint no use I couldn’t help but be under her spell Coz I’m being held I haven’t quite dealt With it Theres no defence I am just defenceless I lose my senses I lose my senses Don’t blame me Cos I just cant help it I’m being held I’m being held My heart just melted My heart just melted
5.
If I should leave you Try to remember the good times Warm days filled with sunshine And just a little bit of rain And just a little bit of rain And if you look back Try to forget all the bad times Lonely blue and sad times And just a little bit of rain And just a little bit of rain And if I look back I'll remember all the good times Warm days filled with sunshine And just a little bit of rain And just a little bit of rain If I should leave you Try to remember all the good times Warm days filled with sunshine And just a little bit of rain And just a little bit of rain
6.
The ghosts of tomorrow are haunting me Banging on the door they’re taunting me Leaving their songs to fill me with hope Maybe I’m too old and weary to cope I know all they want is to sneak their way in They look for somebody who thinks they can sing A troubadour guileless punk with guitar To hitch a ride with a wondering star Possibly I won’t ever know The message contained within their etude Could it be I’m just the deliverer Of some beastly beatitude The ghosts of tomorrow Maybe they just might Tonight offer some respite But I know their style from well before As much as I’d like to try to ignore I know if I don’t answer that banging door These ghost just might visit someone I abhor Maybe they won’t show Guess I’ll never know So these spirits shall keep haunting me Keep banging my door and taunting me Leaving their songs to fill me with hope God help I’m too old and weary to cope Oh no don’t tell me I’m just a vessel But these ghosts they know The saying about empty ones Are they looking for the loudest voice or just noise
7.
Some people they need management, they’re the ones that got their own reality yeah, you can wonder how they get their way, or how they got that way you best stay out their way, they can never ever know the truth, cos they got their own, you must protect their world, so they don’t blow up yours, they call them Rock stars (how did they ever manage) politicians - (chorus) difficult mothers - (chorus) upstarts we’re in the biz of staging management, keep the whole estate looking nice and real , keeping all the scenery intact, you know it’s just an act, you never tell them that, civilisation’s on its own decline, all the Epsteins and Kleins gotta have their own mind, and let you think that you’re out of yours, ooh they never realise, ooh what never meets their eyes they must never realise instrumental:(with shouted voice over): what!? Sympathy for these devils?! Narcissistic psychopathical egotistical sympathy for these? Not on your tragic little life ! Not from me from me? no siree they call them - Rock stars,(chorus) psychopaths,(chorus) difficult mothers (chorus) upstarts managers (chorus) absent fathers (chorus) politicians (chorus) upstarts managers rockstars
8.
Why don’t cha tell me bout this larval mothboy? That ya tryin to push my buttons with here Hitch hikin my psyche deep into the night Where the dreams come from make em sleep in fright Why dontcha tell me bout this caterpillar creepin Me out like a swamp witch sneer Well im raftin and shaftin in the fright or flight As night moves gallop over grubs at night Well im lookin at this cryptic flip pic With a shrink that’s trying to psyche me out Strange therapy in this mange terror tree Or was that a Terror tory in a whole other story ? Well that’s my question. Is it so outa the question Why dontcha fill me in? why dontcha fill me in Why dontcha tell me bout the salamander jim?  
9.
Hey Hey Narcissis Wont ya tell me what this is Coming on all contrite Just to throw a hissy fit You were always the one To say when it was done Being told the same Was never in your game I thought I turned that upside down Just so glad to have you out Just so glad to have you out oh so easily So easily gone and done with out Thought id seen the last of your inflicted Work of pain Your beauty brought to me with Oh so little gain But your reflection led you all the way All the way right back to me Led you all the way right back to me Just so I could be taken in Taken in by stupid By stupid vanity Hey hey narcissis Whats this artifice? Hey hey narcissis Wont ya tell me what this is And so I took you in All the while I couldn’t see The one being take in Was really only me You knew the things you had to say About your selfish ghosting ways That your reflection had shown you All that you were doing to me And you’d put an end to those days Guess I should’ve known Guess I should’ve known You never really bought this role switching It always had to be you to do the ditching
10.
Flawed 03:58
You’re flawed Does it have a bearing on the way that you are You’re flawed Are you just past caring Or is it something you hide Theres’s people reacting and over compensating All over the place Then people only take one look Outside and then Just hide their face You’re floored by So many people And how good they can be You’re floored by Countless people And how evil they are I once tried negotiating The vagaries without hating I just ended up debating With myself All the reason non rhyming All of it beyond defining Aint no planets aligning Look as deep as you like into the sky But you’ll only be looking into a void You can stare in to those blank eyes But they give no reason to be annoyed You can ask all you like But its futile to expect any kind of answer Given up on perfection Nothing more than a confection That’ll bring in decay All the gods were always jealous And often they were also careless Just get out of their way
11.
When believing the lies is easier than shifting Don’t be surprised when the seamier side of grifting Is what takes up all your time and before you know it youre drifting Into some zone that’s way too far from home How ya gonna get back home How ya gonna get back home How ya gonna get back home How ya gonna get back home Any old cobblers will always beat believing Something that’ll make you change your points of view You’ll walk a mile in their shoes in any direction Except the obvious one that’s right in front of YOU For the birds mind controling Flying saucers keep on rolling Cross the flat earth Reptiles rule it all All their missionary zeal Its all fake cos nothings real Off the hook And in free fall Coz believe in the light does all the heavy lifting Believing the lies denies your own shape shifting Out of our minds in a world so unkind Who would have thought that we’d be so inclined At not recognising the world was so bewitching While stakes they’re rising up and all the bodies a twitching And all around everybody’s just cussin and bitchin How did everybody get so far away from home How ya gonna get back home How ya gonna get back home How ya gonna get back home How ya gonna get back home
12.
The last rays of the sun Are a light year away from next summer And they’ll surely soon fade Away As I stare out at the red glowing dimly On the back of my closed eyelids Heading headlong into fall as I’m bracing Myself as I’m aching all over and under I’m aching for something that’s lost That I’ve already forgotten just what it was Falling headlong into fall I keep falling Calling out hearing me Call here me calling Good bye Good bye To the last rays of the sun Goodbye

about

It was January 2020, Black Summer, and I was asked to play a fundraiser for the firefighters battling the ongoing hell ravaging Victoria and NSW. For this show at Fitzroy’s Old Bar I recruited long time friend and musical polymath Clare Moore on drums and backing vocals and the ever-ready always excellent Jeff Hooker on bass. They both had extensive experiences with my repertoire. For my set I focussed on ‘the hits’…. or ‘the shit’.

‘Smoked Salmon’ might have been an obvious choice of band name for me years ago, but this situation was ultimately the prompt for me!

Come February, Clare wasn’t available so by the time the next gig or two showed up I had Doug Galbraith, my biographer and drummer, as well as the fab singer guitarist and keyboard composer Claire Birchall in tow along with Jeff Hooker. Somehow, we managed to secure a run of shows in Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth.

Claire had a stunning solo electro album just out called Running in Slow Motion, so I brought her along as the opening act and she played in Smoked Salmon with various ‘on the ground’ players like Pete ‘The Stud’ Howlett, Sarah ‘Shakey McGee’ Potaro, Pete Stone and Todd Pickett who I’d amassed over the states, even countries, promoting my last ‘solo’ record, My Script.

Having forever been in a three, two piece or solo format, it was good to go out and represent such songs as Cool Fire, Come on Spring, Frantic Romantic or even Fire Escape with a ‘full’ arrangement. Going by the punter’s reactions it was as though I had a whole new band, repertoire and concept, and in fact I did. Why hadn’t I been doing this all along?

Then COVID happened!

Isolation… what to do… I focused on what I was doing back in 1975 before Punk Rock hi jacked me with an ‘alternative’ career which was… Art. ie painting. It kept me stimulated… occupied… out of trouble.

Back in the post COVID world the gigs gradually came back. The reaction to Smoked Salmon was always fantastic.

In 2022 Doug drove Claire and I up to NSW for a tour where we picked up NSW bass player Sam Worrad.
In 2023 Doug managed to organise a Japanese tour for January 2024 utilising Sam’s experience and contacts there. In preparation the Melbourne lineup booked into Collingwood studio Rolling Stock with Myles Mumford to produce a 12” EP specifically for that trip. I titled it The Antenna of Beastly Science. Aside from the old repertoire of songs that we ‘covered’ we also recorded a couple of new songs; How Did They Ever Manage and Maybe for later. They’d been tapping on my car window and so I memo’d them to later flesh out with melody and chords. Smoked Salmon ate them up!

In October 2023 at the end of a UK Euro tour with the Scientists my partner Maxie and I booked ourselves a holiday in Italy and France, but not before our dear friend and sometime Salmon drummer Dimi Dero could subvert it with a run of French dares utilising himself, French bassist Delphine Ciampi and now Doug on guitar and keyboards under the ‘Smoked Salmon (in 3D)’ banner.

I got him to book us into Le Stereodrome Studio in his hometown Perpignan after the last date. The engineer was Sylvain Philipon. Despite my poor French and his slightly better English he ‘got’ what we were doing and captured it to perfection.

Prior to departure on this trip two more songs had been ‘banging on my door’ and in the recording session we got those down. They were Ghosts of Tomorrow and Hell in a Handbasket. Also I had some chords I jammed at soundcheck at the start of the tour in Le Petit Bain.

Dimi had remarked that there wasn’t a ‘sad’ song in the Salmon oeuvre and this one later became Triste Realite at this suggestion. As well, Delphine had a bass groove that we all jammed on. This would turn into Hey Hey Narcissus back in Myles’ studio.

In December 2023 I attempted to get Todd and Pete into Fremantle Studio Rada but COVID got Todd so I had to can the session. I’d worked up three sketches for them but decided to use them in a session with the NSW/Japan line up, which I booked into Headgap with Finn Keane in March 2024 when Sam was next down in Melbourne with his band Holy Soul. The songs were still half written and so I directed the band to play them into forms that I could add the final lyrics, even melodies to in a later session.

Come April after a Perth date with the Beasts, I was in Fremantle for take 2 of the Perth line up. Pete couldn’t make this one so Jozef Grech the engineer fill in on bass, recording himself, Todd and I. My sketches were even looser than the Headgap ones, but Jo’s whiteboard stills enabled him to organise all my ‘bits’ into a form which all three of us could read as we tracked. Who’d a thought it! After all these years as supposedly a ‘pro’, tracking music as I was reading it! I’m sure my ‘punk licence’ will be revoked.

May was spent in Headgap and Rollingstock tracking vocals and extras. Often with me feverishly completing songs, often the night before recording.

The major task aside from completing the recordings was to get the work of four separate engineers in four separate studios with nine musicians in two states and two countries to sound like one cohesive work.

The results are awaiting discovery in the new Smoked Salmon album, out 28 February on Cheersquad Records and Tapes.

This project has been assisted by the Australian Government through Music Australia.

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released February 28, 2025

(We’re All Going To) Hell In A Handbasket – Kim Salmon
Maybe – Kim Salmon
Untrue – Kim Salmon
Don’t – Kim Salmon, Jozef Grech
Just A Little Bit of Rain – Fred Neil
The Ghosts of Tomorrow – Kim Salmon
How Did They Ever Manage – Kim Salmon
Swamptacular Vernacular - Kim Salmon, Jozef Grech
Hey Hey Narcissus – Kim Salmon, Delphine Ciampi, Dimi Dero, Douglas Galbraith
Flawed – Kim Salmon
How Ya Gonna Get Back Home? – Kim Salmon
Triste Réalité - Kim Salmon, Delphine Ciampi, Dimi Dero, Douglas Galbraith

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Kim Salmon Melbourne, Australia

Kim Salmon is an Australian musician and songwriter.

Kim Salmon's most enduring legacy, and not one that he particularly tried for, will no doubt be that many blame him, or at least his band The Scientists, for 'grunge'.

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