open up your heart to the possibility that This Character Would Not Fucking Do Christmas Shit

I love then the wheelbarrow fucks off

i always enjoy it when the king gets crushed to death in those mobile game ads #antimonarchist

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

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"I beat the game in 30 hours" okay but did you explore the map to find spots that look pretty? did you put your characters in silly little outfits? did you try the mini games? did you let the characters become friends? did you have fun? did you have fun playing your game???

Booksmith sells online! They even have book mystery boxes based on other books you love. Let's show them (and others) that they made a good business AND moral choice.

Please give these people money

weird to see my own yurkey on my dash

the AI video "summaries" YouTube is slamming on everything now are so useless it's honestly sort of impressive. "[creator name] covers [information from video title] with humorous commentary. prepare for a rollercoaster ride of shocking twists and turns" like come the fuck on

i like lovers i like weirdos i like rooting for those who have already lost

> went to a nature boardwalk earlier

> got asked by someone what a species of bird was bc I "looked like someone who would know"

> yellow-crowned night heron

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.