Nexus: The Jupiter Incident. I loved everything in that tactical spaceship battle game and I play it at least once a year (modded to work on 2026 hardware).

It’s so sad they never made the second one and the other games that somewhat look alike are, meh…

Then it was KSP, Cyberpunk 2077 and recently Clair Obscur.

Aleeeeeerte !

Il se dit des choses inconcevables dans ce débat, il faut agir

I am summoning the french of jlailu! We can’t let that thinking expand. Non non, révolution !

(btw, as true cheese nerds, we like all the cheese wherever they are from. Cheese is love)

Zulip.

It’s more and more being used as a replacement of Matrix for lemmy or piefed instance. The main piefed instance and dev use Zulip for communication.

I also think “normal non working” people on earth are closer to The Expanse depiction rather than perfect utopia.

Nothing is perfect, I like calling that a “normaltopia”. The federation might not always succeed at being an utopia but at fucking least they are trying.

Tbh Starfleet Academy makes a U turn on that decision the minute after, explaining that because of the war/burn they were jerks but they regret it and try to make amends bla bla bla.

Academy gave me this utopia feeling, but in 2026 it made me more depressed than hopeful as I finally realized that I will never find a Starfleet Academy on our world, aka a bunch of peoples working together to make humanity a better whatever if their skin is pink or they believe in the giant flying spaghetti monster.

En face, ou dans le COIN ?

Putain ça craint cette histoire.

(Fuck that story sucks)

If you still want to see news sometime, just subscribe to everything silly you want to see and only scroll on your home (subscribed) feed.

Don’t go on all unless you want to doom.

Or use piefed when the same strategy but use the dedicated feeds to sometimes explore news or other subjects.

The fediverse community is !tipiak@anarchist.nexus

Tipiak is a kinda slang way of saying pirate. It comes from an old tv ad from a food company named Tipiak. 3 old grandma screamed “pirate !” after discovering that the food tastes the same as their own secret family recipe (supposedly). It became sort of a meme and is used to say pirate. As the French language is not difficult enough for our English neighbours, we started to conjugate the word: Ce soir je vais tipiaker ce film (tonight I’m going to pirate (download) that film).

The same word is used in the answer from @obercail@jlai.lu with even a new variant: Tipiakeries (pirate thingy)

The two main French torrents tracker (private tracker) are:

• https://www.yggtorrent.org/ (domain tld change regularly)
• https://la-cale.space/ (recently created after bad decision by ygg, and growing)

C’est nul, ça ne respecte pas les femmes et c’est tout en anglois.

De l’humour de grobeauf et en anglois, tout est faux

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It’s funny I’ve been hearing about this sound indicator a lot but never managed to hear it myself.

I’m around 100h in the endgame, level 99 with all pictos, weapons and stuff but never managed that sound indicator.

I parry using visual references. Sometimes having to look a bit at the larger scene, having the action in my peripheral vision for some bosses. It worked perfectly until now but one day I shall try to hear that sound indicator…

Yeah we French of jlailu understood that and liked it, I even shared that on our instance and we had a good laugh. A short one tho as we are busy planning the weekend orgy (gotta start early).

Meh, sometimes votes are strange 🤷🏻‍♂️

Un peu de lol, j’ai vu dans post sur le même sujet un commentaire qui dit ceci

I hate to say it folks, but it’s that time of human history again where we’re somehow relying on that weird continental species that focuses predominantly on eating various eclectic cheeses, extensively dine with fine wine while discussing their invite list for this weekend’s orgy. Let’s hope they rise to the occasion this time.

Je sais pas vous mais moi j’aime beaucoup cette description de la France.

Je n’ai malheureusement pas trop le temps d’en discuter, il ne me reste que 1h au boulot et je dois encore planifier l’orgie de ce week-end.

I… I kinda like this description of us 🥖

Ah bah ce que j’ai raconté sur Zulip hier (ouais le mec se fait auto rire, le melon quoi).

J’étais au boulot et j’ai appelé l’autre bout du pays, qui parle une autre langue, on communique donc en anglais.

Je suis bilingue français-anglais mais je fais zéro efforts sur mon accent. J’embrasse ma rancophonie 🥖

La conversation:

• MeteoSchweiz (trucs en allemand) hallo
• Hello! This is Skunk from Skunk Industries, I’m calling for a pilot report.
• Uuuuh… Do you speak English?
• Yes, I AM speaking English…

Voilà, je me suis fait burn par une zurichoise et ça m’a beaucoup fait rire.

ayant comme postures caractéristiques leurs mains jointes dans le dos et la fourniture de conseils non sollicités concernant les travaux

Muahaha 😅

Il y a les mêmes avec les places de parking au Maroc, j’ai oublié le nom qu’ils leur donnent (et il serait impossible à écrire en français, même en code wifi)

Ah ! Tcheu la synchro je viens de la poster.