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Moist Loads

by Lemon Law

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1.
Kept Man 02:40
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I can't stand it I didn't plan this All hunched over watching my life pass by I can't stop the bills from coming and it Doesn't look like we're ever going to get UBI Giving up, making change I don't wanna be a robot no more I know the music doesn't sell well But at this point I don't care if I'm fucking poor I wanna be a Kept Man Fuck work sick of it, not hard to understand I'm going up for sale so buy me if you can Because all I wanna do is rock out with my band I'm beated, feeling defeated Corporate life is such a shit show It's not about how hard you work It's all about where you go, who you know and blow Jefferson D'Arcy, please tell me All the things that I need to change I feel the power that is in me To find a way to hop this cougar train
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Noah the Jehovah 02:08
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Noah - Noah the Jehovah The idiots have taken his mind over He obeys, everything they say No critical thinking has led this kid astray It could be worse He could be a Nazi Hanging with Klan Have deep misogyny Kids will be kids He'll probably rebel Sit back and relax Cuz time will tell
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Out of Touch 01:15
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The billionaires are out of touch Like this dumb fuck Elon Musk The billionaires are so corrupt When will this end, how much is enough? The billionaires are full of shit Like this dumb bitch Taylor Swift The billionaires are not legit When will they cease to exist?
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Ok Boomer 01:48
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What's with this fax machine? And these rolodex Don't you people ever reach out by text? Bring back the coal mines, and the gramophone And strictly missionary sex Ok Boomer, you're gonna fuck off sooner You've got a gateway, with windows 93 and you're pissed off that nothing ever works Get off your landline and your aol You're slowing down the rest of us on Earth
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Tough Shit 01:45
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I'm gonna be a tough act to follow In time you will see I'm going to be a tough act to follow and you'll be coming back to me Cuz I know what you're thinking I can tell what is true All this time that you've been wasting Looking into the rearview You can try to forget My mug of a face But I know goddamn well I won't ever be replaced Go ahead and do your best now Go ahead and you'll see All the trash that is out there Neverending exponentially I told you my love was tough shit I told you no one would treat you as well But you still went off and wanted more Now you're living in your own hell
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No Trust 01:21
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I see right through your shit I'm fucking sick of it You're at the bottom bitch You're not my type I need a lobotomy Probably immediately To take back, all this wasted time Cuz you, you don't trust me And I, I don't trust you You see right thru my shit You're fucking sick of it I am the biggest prick I'm not your type You wanna lobotomy To forget all of me To get back, all this wasted time
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Bad Faith 02:02
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I don't like it What'd you do? Why are we going down this avenue? It sounds lame, and comes off as fake That's bad taste It's not your passion or your project It's just for you to fucking wreck It never finished, just took money away That's bad faith Bad faith is what you make When you don't play and just flake Bad faith is what you make When you don't give and just take away, away What'd you call it? It's not a rush It's been a year, you fucking bum I know you've had it But is it lost again away? More Bad Faith It's like you're static on what you do I'm automatic, I follow through You're money hungry never impressed me anyway More Bad Faith
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Wednesday Weed 01:27
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Wednesday Weed - I didn't know a goddamn thing about Wednesday Weed If you're in a pinch in the middle of the week Wednesday Weed if you wanna get high on the hill Wednesday Weed where you can go and chill your gills Because every days not Saturday, so they do what they can Meet them in the middle of the week, and you'll find your best weed man Wednesday Weed come on let's go Wednesday Weed whoa oh oh oh Wednesday Weed come on let's go Wednesday Weed I swear I didn't know about Wednesday Weed
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Kings of the Stoned Age 02:21
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Looks like its time for me to roll a joint Crank the amps up to 11 lets make some noise Lets run through the set and we'll burn some wax Getting high shredding riffs with lightning thrash We're the Kings Pack a bowl We're the Kings Of getting stoned Would you look at this collection of new found keef This deserves a fat blunt and the finest weed Hot box for a half an hour til we go again Banging heads, thrashing and hanging with friends
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Romantic Lunatic 01:31
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Once again I'm left behind Couldn't shoot straight so now I'm blind Hey little girl I'm one of a kind whoa oh Hey little girl you're out of your mind I don't know what you expected of me Clearly it wasn't honesty I slap myself upside my head to make some sense But I guess you weren't looking for a romantic lunatic Once again I'm fucking stuck Thought I loved, I didn't love enough Hey little girl I hope you're in a rut Hey little girl, you fucking suck
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Thumb War 01:30
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1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war 5 6 7 8 try to keep your thumb straight Round and round and we were go once again Round and round and you are not my fucking friend There's only one thing we can do when we argue Stick out your thumb and we will settle this dispute.
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Me 02:30
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I can't save you from your stupidity I can't blame you for your past It's in you to make a change But I don't see that happening fast Mother, could you tell me what I've done? I feel that I'm the regetted son I base this on how I was treated everyday Always judging like I'm a pathetic waste I can see my narcism building I can see how I'm out of control I can see how nothing good is coming I'm raging a bet that's taken it's toll All I really care about is me A selfish lunatic and hypocrite Fuck right that's me All I really care about is myself A complex fucking idiot and I'm not good for my health Father, why am I always so mad? I wish I could see it's not so bad I try to beat it out of my skull But I can't see the world as natural I can see that I'm the ugly duckling I can see that we're not rock n roll I concede we agree to disagree One thing I'm sure of is I'm not doing what I'm told
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Brains 02:14
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It's time to go online let see if I can find a date Theres so many options to unfold, I really don't know where to look for a mate I think I'm kinda looking for a gamer girl, maybe one that really likes to read books And has to have a good head on her shoulder and isn't too obsessed with her looks Now would you look at that I've already got a match And there's a message that's inside I think she wants me bad .. she said I wanna fuck your brains out, yeah that's what I wanna do I wanna fuck your brains out, baby don't you want me to I wanna fuck your brains out, here's some pics of me in underwear I wanna fuck your brains out, I just need your credit card and we can meet I swear So I ask her what the card is for, she says to make sure that I'm 21 I tell her you can see my age in all of my pics and to stop acting dumb She said the only way she'll hang out is if I get verified on her site I try to tell her we can meet in public and everything will be alright Then she sent more naked pics, and told me she wanted me bad My friend was looking over my back and said, can't you see it's SPAM I wanna fuck your brains out, really really hard I wanna fuck your brains out, just gimme that credit card I wanna fuck your brains out, so gimme some of that dough I wanna fuck your brains out, I also take cashapp and venmo
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The Ick 02:18
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What gives you the ick? What makes you think I'm a prick? Now I'm calling you a bitch you're now over it You got the ick What gives you the ick? So you think I'm a piece of shit We can't just talk and sit You're just over it You got the ick So many theories and there's so many disgusts Giving the ick seems random there's no one there to trust I can't stand the feeling of this being so cutthroat So list your icks right now so I know, if I should go
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Dummy Up 01:20
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If she's sick of your mansplaning and she's always off complaining Then what you gotta do is start to dummy up When she starts fading away and doesn't wanna hear what you say Then what you gotta do is start to dummy up Forget the story, no one wants to hear the rant Lose the logic no one cares about the facts What you have to say is gonna sound like a bum Dummy up dummy up dummy up before your time is done If she's thinking you are special but you know that you are mental Then what you gotta do is start to dummy up If you feel that you're in pain and pretending to be ok Then what you gotta do is start to dummy up
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Disasterbation 01:16
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You tell me what is right I can see that it's wrong Then we're supposed to decide How to get along I call bullshit on how you operate These sites are designed just to doomscroll and disasterbate Fuck this, fuck you!
17.
When You Come Around 01:35
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Do you wanna talk about it? I guess if you don't wanna I'll shut up And then I'll wait, for the day that you come around I'll be waiting for the day. When you come around.

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Was originally recorded in Ilion NY, twice.
Later on in New Hartford.

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released November 14, 2025

Jason Pontero - Mixed, mastered and produced

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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York

We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 13LPs, a Couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more

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