Lew Parker credited as playing...
Goldie McGoldrick
- Milton Haskins: I'll just have to start at the bottom in something else.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Well, you came to the right guy, neighbor. You can't start any lower than you can with me.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Hey, wait a minute, junior. You ain't ruined yet. Everybody makes mistakes in this racket. We'll just have to find you a job where education ain't no handicap.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Don't tell me you can tap dance?
- Milton Haskins: Oh-oh, uh, certainly. Dancing is only a question of applied mathematics.
- Bunny La Fleur: OK, bird brain. Take your head out of the sand now.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Oh, hello, baby doll, I didn't see you.
- Bunny La Fleur: Nice to see you standing up.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Well, it's early yet.
- Bunny La Fleur: Where have you been? And I don't believe that either.
- Goldie McGoldrick: That takes care of that argument.
- Bunny La Fleur: Look at you. I've seen a better head on a glass of beer.
- Bunny La Fleur: Say, dreamboat, don't you have to go rinse out a few things, huh?
- Goldie McGoldrick: No, I'm wearing 'em.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Listen, brother. All women are two-faced. And with those two face they got two heads. And believe me, those two heads are always together in a conspiracy against us. Brother, I know.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Did I ever show you my family album? Ah, yes, here it is. What a family. Good representative of the American pioneers. Why my ancestors go all the way back to Columbus. Except for two of them - they only go as far back as Toledo.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Oh, you don't know dames like I do. You gotta outsmart 'em. All you gotta do is let them think what you think they think you're thinking.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Neighbor, this wheel's gonna revolutionize larceny. Everybody wins. And it only costs 'em twice as much to win what they wouldn't pay half as much to buy. That clear to ya?
- Milton Haskins: Yes.
- Goldie McGoldrick: I wish you'd explain it to me.
- Goldie McGoldrick: [as Colonel Murgatroyd in chimpanzee skit] Thank you, Dr. Livingston. Ladies and gentlemen, when I first found Bongo in the jungles of darkest Africa, he was just a little monkey. I raised him and taught him everything I know. Today, eminent psychologists credit him with the intelligence of a six-year-old child.
- Goldie McGoldrick: Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to a gimmick called a wheel of fortune. Not a game of chance - ya haven't got a chance. It's just a harmless bit of diversion.
- Barker: About time you came back. Where've you been?
- Goldie McGoldrick: Up at Hartford taking the cure.
- Barker: From drinkin'?
- Goldie McGoldrick: No, from layin' off. How's business?
- Barker: Murder. It's enough to drive a guy to drink.
- Goldie McGoldrick: You're telling me.