John Lund credited as playing...
Capt. John Pringle
- Captain John Pringle: You dressed for me and to me you look good.
- Phoebe Frost: John, where did you learn so much about women's clothes?
- Captain John Pringle: My mother wore women's clothes.
- Phoebe Frost: There. Now we're getting someplace. I wonder what holds up that dress...
- Captain John Pringle: Must be that German willpower.
- Phoebe Frost: We'll go there right now!
- Captain John Pringle: Where?
- Phoebe Frost: To the files!
- Captain John Pringle: In the middle of the night? Shouldn't we get permission?
- Phoebe Frost: Did we get permission to land in Normandy? Let's go!
- Captain John Pringle: There's a little unfinished business here, you know. Now that we've won the war, we mustn't lose the peace!
- Phoebe Frost: How do you know so much about women's clothing?
- Captain John Pringle: My mother wears women's clothing.
- Erika von Schluetow: Give me that mattress.
- Captain John Pringle: No mattress will help you sleep. What you Germans need is a better conscience.
- Erika von Schluetow: I have a good conscience! I have a new Führer now. You! Heil Johnny.
- WAC Technical Sergeant: Captain Pringle is wanted in 112.
- Captain John Pringle: Who's that?
- WAC Technical Sergeant: That Congress dame - whatever her name is.
- Captain John Pringle: She wants to see me?
- WAC Technical Sergeant: Yes sir.
- Captain John Pringle: Now?
- WAC Technical Sergeant: Now, sir. She's clucking like a hen. You better get there before she lays an egg!
- Captain John Pringle: Sorry. I guess this is where the funny man says, "Shall we dance?"
- Phoebe Frost: You are not a funny man, Captain Pringle. But you are quite a dancer. What a waltz we had. Good night.
- [walks out]
- Captain John Pringle: [after Erika's been spotted in German newsreels, associating with high-ranking members of the Nazi Party] Having your hand kissed by Hitler. I hope you had it sterilized. Looked as if he had rat poison in that moustache.
- Erika von Schluetow: Don't talk like that.
- Captain John Pringle: Why not? How much of a Nazi were you, anyway?
- Erika von Schluetow: Johnny, what does it matter, a woman's politics? Women pick out whatever's in fashion and change it like a spring hat.
- Captain John Pringle: Yeah. Last year it was a little number with a swastika on it. This year it's ostrich feathers, red, white and blue. Next year a hammer, maybe, and a sickle.
- Erika von Schluetow: Oh, Johnny, we must not say mean words to each other.
- Captain John Pringle: There must have been a mistake at the laundry. We got a crazy old laundress. You know what happened with Lt. Frankovich? He sent out his shorts and got back a girdle.
- Captain John Pringle: [Playfully] You heil me once more and I'll knock your teeth in.
- Erika von Schluetow: I'll bruise your lips.
- Captain John Pringle: Why don't I choke you a little. Break you in two. Build a fire under you - you blonde witch.
- Erika von Schluetow: [Knock at the door] Who's that?
- Captain John Pringle: With my luck, it's Eisenhower.
- Erika von Schluetow: [Referring to Miss Frost] I see you do not believe in lipstick. And what a curious way to to do your hair or rather not to do it.
- Captain John Pringle: Now, wait a minute! Do you know who you're talking to?
- Erika von Schluetow: An American woman. And I'm a little disappointed, to tell you the truth. We apparently have a false idea about the chic American woman. Oh, I suppose that's publicity in Hollywood.
- Phoebe Frost: I suppose I do look awful without makeup.
- Captain John Pringle: No, you don't!
- Phoebe Frost: We were only allowed 60 pounds of luggage. We had to eliminate unessentials.
- Captain John Pringle: Never listen to another woman, if you want to know how you look. Ask a man!
- Captain John Pringle: You don't want to go to that sewer?
- Phoebe Frost: Yes, I do. I want it dark and gay and with music.
- Erika von Schluetow: When you say you are engaged, that is only until her plane leaves, huh?
- Captain John Pringle: What else?
- Erika von Schluetow: I love you so very much.
- Captain John Pringle: You do?
- Erika von Schluetow: You're the only man I ever wanted to marry.
- Captain John Pringle: That's mighty white of you.
- Erika von Schluetow: I want to go with you to America. I want to climb up the Statue of Liberty.
- Captain John Pringle: You want to get down that basement at Fort Knox.
- Erika von Schluetow: I want to be where you are.
- Captain John Pringle: Yeah, I can just imagine you in Iowa in blue jeans, going on a hay ride to the old mill.
- Erika von Schluetow: I would love that.
- Captain John Pringle: Paperwork! Thats what's wrong with the Army. Thats why we're always fouled up when a war starts. It takes us six months to clear off the paperwork in the last one!