Clinton Sundberg credited as playing...
Mike the Bartender
- Mike the Bartender: Spend your life behind a bar, you get to know what makes people tick. This place is like a clinic. People come in here because they've got troubles. Well, if you listen, you learn. I've been here 15 years and I can boil down trouble into two classifications.
- Don Hewes: Yeah? What are they?
- Mike the Bartender: Women and their mothers.
- [the bartender hands Don his drink]
- Don Hewes: Can you drown a brunette in this?
- Mike the Bartender: How tall is she?
- Don Hewes: Five foot six.
- Mike the Bartender: [filling the glass a little more] Try this.
- Mike the Bartender: What are you doing here by yourself?
- Hannah Brown: Oh, I don't know. I just wanted to get away for awhile.
- Mike the Bartender: Sure. Well, if there's anything I can do, breaking one's neck or anything like that, just say the word.
- Hannah Brown: No thanks, Mike. There isn't anything anyone can do.
- Mike the Bartender: Ah, don't say that. No man is that important. Plenty of fish left in the sea. You know it's always darkest just...
- Hannah Brown: Oh, Mike. I don't think you have a motto for my kind of problem.