Bette Davis credited as playing...
Linda Gilman
- Linda Gilman: Paula, darling? Would you be a dear, sweet girl and hand me my notes from that drawer? I have the distinct feeling that if I lean over any further my left eye will fall out.
- Linda Gilman: And, you have to forget I'm a woman.
- Carey Jackson: I will try: Linda Gilman is not a woman, Linda Gilman is not a woman... Have a cigar.
- Linda Gilman: Thanks... I'll smoke it after breakfast.
- Linda Gilman: One by one, you promised every girl at Crestville High to help her with her homework.
- Carey Jackson: [with hangover] Ohhhh...
- Linda Gilman: It seems you're an expert on multiplication.
- Linda Gilman: Corey, this will be a nineteen page feature about five thousand words. Here are my background notes. We'll call it "June Bride".
- Carleton Towne: Isn't that a little daring?
- Linda Gilman: Oh, you're incredible, utterly incredible! Perched on that pinnacle of masculine ego, peering down at poor defenseless females! and pitying them! Because they don't have beards!
- Carey Jackson: Don't be ridiculous, if you had a beard I wouldn't look at you twice!
- Linda Gilman: By the way, our date *is* off, isn't it? When I didn't hear from you for three years, I leaped to that conclusion. You heel.
- Linda Gilman: You're being charming, reasonable and very boyish. Unless you've changed, that means you're about to drink someone's blood. Probably mine.
- Carey Jackson: You don't mean to tell me that you think you an do something with this funeral parlor?
- Linda Gilman: Wait, you'd be surprised. Why the sour darling smirk?
- Jeanne Brinker: Why haven't you ever married? Certainly there were men who interested you.
- Linda Gilman: Only one.
- Jeanne Brinker: Why didn't you marry him?
- Linda Gilman: Mostly because I wasn't asked.
- Boo Brinker: Why didn't you ask him?
- Jeanne Brinker: You were listening again.
- Boo Brinker: It's the only way I ever hear anything.