Robert Montgomery credited as playing...
Carey Jackson
- Carleton Towne: I need somebody like you. Now you're good looking, charming, a good sense of humor, intelligent and an attractive personality.
- Carey Jackson: Are you offering me a job or proposing to me?
- Linda Gilman: And, you have to forget I'm a woman.
- Carey Jackson: I will try: Linda Gilman is not a woman, Linda Gilman is not a woman... Have a cigar.
- Linda Gilman: Thanks... I'll smoke it after breakfast.
- Linda Gilman: One by one, you promised every girl at Crestville High to help her with her homework.
- Carey Jackson: [with hangover] Ohhhh...
- Linda Gilman: It seems you're an expert on multiplication.
- Linda Gilman: Oh, you're incredible, utterly incredible! Perched on that pinnacle of masculine ego, peering down at poor defenseless females! and pitying them! Because they don't have beards!
- Carey Jackson: Don't be ridiculous, if you had a beard I wouldn't look at you twice!
- Carey Jackson: [looking around the office] Pretty 'luxe.
- Carleton Towne: Ought to be, it's real leather.
- Carey Jackson: Must be like living in a wallet.
- Carey Jackson: You don't mean to tell me that you think you an do something with this funeral parlor?
- Linda Gilman: Wait, you'd be surprised. Why the sour darling smirk?
- Carey Jackson: Tell me, ummm, how are your uncles?
- Boo Brinker: Fine. All except Uncle Henry. We don't talk about him.
- Carey Jackson: Well what's the matter with Uncle Henry? A little soft in the head maybe?
- Boo Brinker: Oh, no. He's a Democrat.
- Carey Jackson: Even when I was making love to you, I had the feeling that you were wondering what time it was.