Jane Russell credited as playing...
Calamity Jane
- Potter: That's Indian country out there!
- Calamity Jane: You're not afraid of a few Indians, are you?
- Potter: It's not the Indians I'm afraid of. It's their attitudes.
- Potter: Indian country. Do we have to go that way?
- Calamity Jane: Now Painless, I'll be with you. You're not afraid, are you?
- Potter: No. I can always get another scalp.
- Calamity Jane: Painless, you're just the man I've been hoping to meet. Painless, there's something about you that appeals to me. Wake up, stupid.
- [slaps Painless]
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: I don't like surprises. Am I gonna get shot by arrows? Burned at the stake? Boiled in a pot? Am I getting warm?
- Calamity Jane: Painless, can you take it?
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: No, but tell me anyway.
- Calamity Jane: There's an old saying: "When you're huntin' a mountain lion, stake out a goat."
- Hank Billings: Yeah, the lion gets the goat and...
- Calamity Jane: We get the lion.
- Gov. Johnson: A group of white renegades is smuggling guns to the Indians. We've got to find out who they are before we have an Indian war on our hands.
- Commissioner Emerson: Six months ago we sent two of our best agents. Their bodies were found horribly mutilated.
- Gov. Johnson: We thought we'd send a woman. A woman who can take care of herself.
- Calamity Jane: Like me, for instance?
- Calamity Jane: I'll take over now!
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: Yeah, you drive a while. Who wants to watch the road?
- Calamity Jane: Now, remember, Painless, you promised to love, honor and protect me.
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: Yeah. Let's do it in the order named.
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: Hey, you, it's a funny thing, we've been married two hours and this is the closest I've gotten to you.
- Calamity Jane: Well, you're so strong, silent and unapproachable.
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: You wanna bet?
- Calamity Jane: You're a legend now. A hero. A man apart.
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: Yeah. We've been apart too long. Come on, honey.
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: Say, they're rugged, aren't they?
- Calamity Jane: Made of whalebone.
- 'Painless' Peter Potter: Just call me Moby Dick.