Christine McIntyre credited as playing...
Gladys Harmon
- Moe Howard: It was swell of you to tell the cops we worked here, Ms. Harmon.
- Larry Fine: Yeah, it it wasn't for you, we'd be sent up for life.
- Shemp Howard: You sure got us out of a jam.
- Gladys Harmon: Oh, that's all right, boys. I'm sort of in a jam myself.
- Moe Howard: Yeah? What's the trouble?
- Gladys Harmon: Oh, trying to make a go of this restaurant. I can't afford any help. And most of my customers sign their checks instead of paying.
- Moe Howard: You mean they signed all these?
- Gladys Harmon: Mm-hmm.
- Moe Howard: Why, the dirty chiselers.
- Larry Fine: Who are they?
- Moe Howard: [flipping through] Larry Fine, Larry Fine, La...
- [slapping the bald part of his head]
- Moe Howard: Why, you nitwit!
- Shemp Howard: You got a lot of crust, you have.
- Moe Howard: I wonder whose this is.
- [flipping through]
- Moe Howard: Shemp Howard, Shemp Howard, Shemp...
- [slapping him]
- Moe Howard: What's the matter with you?
- Shemp Howard: I'm coming right back.
- Moe Howard: Hey, this guy must have had a tapeworm.
- [flipping through]
- Moe Howard: Moe Howard, Moe Howard, Moe...
- [seeing their expressions, he slaps them both]
- Moe Howard: What are you guys looking at? Get out of here.