John Lund credited as playing...
Al
- [after being paid for the TV show with canned spaghetti]
- Al: Fine thing. Will speak to the government about this next time I pick up my unemployment check!
- Irma Peterson: You didn't say anything about my new bathing suit.
- Al: You got one on?
- Irma Peterson: Oh, Al, don't you pay any attention?
- Al: Chicken, with the problems I've got on my mind, you could be wearing a suit of armor and I wouldn't notice.
- Al: Now, chicken, run along and rejoice in your good fortune. Before long you will be Mrs. Al.
- Irma Peterson: Oh, Mrs. Al.
- Irma Peterson: Oh, don't be angry at Jane. Remember, it's better to give than receive.
- Al: What has that got to do with this murderous situation?
- Irma Peterson: Oh, nothing, Al. I just thought it was a good time to quote someone.