Charles Laughton credited as playing...
Soapy (segment "The Cop and the Anthem")
- Soapy (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): It may interest to you to know, my good man, that I and the minutest coin of the realm are total strangers.
- Waiter (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): How's that?
- Soapy (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): I said I was broke!
- Soapy (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): Good afternoon, my dear. Aren't you a little lonely window-shopping all by yourself? Wouldn't you prefer to come and play in my backyard?
- Streetwalker (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): Sure, I don't mind, if you buy me a drink. How's dear cousin Fanny?
- Soapy (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): It isn't my body that's sick. It's my soul. For the first time in my life I've viewed the horrible pit into which I've tumbled: the degraded days, unworthy desires, dead hopes, wrecked faculties, base motives, that have made up my useless existence!
- Susan Goodwin (segment "The Last Leaf"): I wasn't gonna tell you, Soapy, but I got 30 cents a lady give me. I'll buy ya a beer.
- Soapy (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): It isn't beer that I need. It's hope, faith, the assurance that it's still not too late to pull myself out of the mire - to make a man of myself again, to conquer the evil that's taken possession of me!
- Soapy (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): Under the circumstances, I would think a dollar cigar would be just about right.
- Horace (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): A whole dollar for one cigar?
- Soapy (segment "The Cop and the Anthem"): My dear fellow, upon such occasions as this, one cannot afford to be niggardly.