Dean Martin credited as playing...
Joe Anthony
- Joe Anthony: Lisa, what is that?
- Lisa Anthony: Better get used to him, Joe. He's gonna be your brother-in-law.
- Joe Anthony: That's nice.
- [beat]
- Joe Anthony: My brother-in-law?
- Joe Anthony: Harvey, you get out of here. You're drunk!
- Harvey Miller, Jr: [drunk] That's funny, Joe! Every time you start to drink, you think everybody else is drunk!
- Joe Anthony: Mmm that smells good!
- Harvey Miller, Jr: It is a good! Just like mama makes. She taught me!
- Kathy Taylor: [At an elegant country club soiree] Good evening.
- Joe Anthony: [Feeling underdressed and out of his element] I better make that 'good night.' I'm out of uniform.
- Kathy Taylor: You're positively stunning. So what if you left your dinner jacket at home?
- Joe Anthony: I left it in Kansas City, but I can show you the pawn ticket.
- Kathy Taylor: I believe you. Shall we dance?
- Joe Anthony: Only if I lead.
- Kathy Taylor: You can lead.