William Phipps credited as playing...
Douglas 'Doug' Smith
- Lambda: I love you, Doug, and I must kill you!
- Douglas 'Doug' Smith: I love you too Lambda, and I'm not afraid.
- Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Wait until I tell them I was the first man to breath on the moon.
- Walter 'Walt' Walters: Maybe we can bottle this stuff for sale, moon mist for chronic coughs and asthma.
- [last lines]
- Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Moon Rocket 4 calling White Sands. Moon Rocket 4 calling White Sands, come in... You hear me, White Sands?
- White Sands: What? Who? White Sands to rocket, is that you?
- Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Don't blow a gasket, White Sands. We're coming in. Leaving moon at 01:17 your time.
- White Sands: Well, what happened?
- Douglas 'Doug' Smith: That is a long story. Over to and out.
- Douglas 'Doug' Smith: I wonder what the folks back home would think if they knew I was having dinner with a beautiful moon woman.
- Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Incidentally, where are your men folk?
- Lambda: You're the first man I've ever seen. Ours died off when I was still a child.
- Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Gee, it's a lucky thing we came along. Oh, I mean, so you'd know what a man looks like.