Huntz Hall credited as playing...
Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Don't get excited, now. We gotta go about this thing in a regular perspectus of the law.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: If they harm one hair on Dave's head, they have to answer to me. Whatever they do to Dave, they have to do to me!
- Louie Dumbrowsky: But, Sach, if David is found guilty, they'll stand him up against a wall and shoot him.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Well, I guess Dave's in this thing alone.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: [mistaking recruitment forms for visitor forms] Sure ask a lot of questions for two guys just visitin' my friend Dave.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Don't ya understand they gotta keep a certain amount of security on dhese bases, hence dhese impoitinent interrogations.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: [returning to the form] Let's see. "Born." Yes. "Parents." One of each -- two.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Bars, bars, bars... They do somethin' to me!
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Yeah, they keep ya in.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: You coitainly got us into an ambidextrous mess THIS time!
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: *I* got us into an ambidextrous mess? YOU were the guy! You said the right, but the guy said...
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Ehhh, shut up! Dhere's Barracks H, and dhere's Barracks C. Well, I guess dhis is where we disintegrate, and I'm coitainly glad!
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: But I'm gonna miss you, Chief.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, I ain't gonna miss YOU.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: But I'm gonna miss you.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, I regurgitate -- dhat means to repeat -- I ain't gonna miss YOU!
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Sach, I think we better get out to the air base and have a private filibuster with Dave and find out the facts, then we'll rent a mouthpiece and get him released on a writ of habeas corpuscle.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: You're right, Chief. How far is that air base?
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: About thirty miles as the crow flies.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Do I look like a crow?
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: No, but if they ever declare open season on pelicans, you better duck.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, here we are, fourth building to the right!
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Oh, Chief, the man said fourth building on the left.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Dhere you go buttin' in again with that freight train nose of yours! What, do you t'ink I got, a regular mitosis of the ear? I hoid what the man said! Just follow me!
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: I'll follow ya but I got a feeling you're gonna be sorry.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Chief, how come we never carry guns?
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Because wit' you around I'd wind up in the electric chair.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Well, they must be around here somewhere. The car couldn't get here by itelf.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Dhat's a very declamatory reduction.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: I want cha to keep both chore feet confirmly planted on terra cottage.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Oh. no, oh no. After a crack-up like that, I must go right back up in the air. It says so in my flying lessons.
- Louie Dumbrowsky: [nearly choking on his cigar] Did you say you were taking flying lessons?
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Don't pay any attention to him, Louie. I think dhe ride in that whirly-gig is infected the corregations of his brain shells.
- [first lines]
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: 'Tain't fit weather outside for man nor beast - but I'm flyin'.