Mel Blanc credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • Daffy Duck
- [Elmer has shot Daffy one too many times]
- Daffy Duck: Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gunpowder, and cordite! I'm an elk! Shoot me, go on! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab! Why don't you shoot me? It's fiddler crab season!
- [last lines]
- Bugs Bunny: Just between the two of us, what season is it, really?
- Daffy Duck: Ha, ha, ha! Don't be so naive, buster. Why, everybody knows it's really duck hunting season.
- [Hunters suddenly materialize and shoot Daffy; he drags himself towards Bugs]
- Daffy Duck: [panting] You're despicable!
- [Bugs' cup of molasses is shot into holes by Elmer]
- Bugs: Funny. I never thought molasses would run in January.
- [Daffy is writing a license to shoot a fricasseeing rabbit to Elmer Fudd]
- Daffy: This license permits bearer to shoot a frica... Hey, bud, how do you spell "Fricasseeing".
- Bugs: F-R-I-C-A-S-S-E-E-I-N-G... eh, D-U-C-K!
- [Daffy gives Elmer the license]
- Daffy: Here you are, Leatherstocking. All nice and legal.
- [Elmer pauses to read the license]
- Daffy: [impatiently] Hurry up, hurry up! The fine print doesn't mean a thing!
- [Elmer looks confused]
- Daffy: Hurry up, Hurry up!
- [Elmer shoots Daffy; his beak spins around]
- Daffy: Hey, let's see that thing!
- [reading]
- Daffy: ... fricasseeing duck. Well, I guess I'm the goat.
- Bugs' Sign: Goat Season Open!
- [Elmer shoots the "goat"]
- Elmer: [after shooting a rabbit Bugs made out of snow] Good heavens! He disintegwated.
- [Bugs comes down as the "angel" of the snow rabbit]
- Bugs: Eh, what's up, doc? How are things down here on Earth?
- Elmer: I'm sowwy, Mr. Wabbit. I hope I didn't hurt you too much when I killed you.
- Daffy: Are you nuts? Why, if he's dead, then I'm a mongoose!
- Bugs' Sign: Mongoose Season.
- [Elmer shoots the "mongoose"]
- Daffy Duck: Now then, you've got it straight: You're not gonna pay no more attention to no more signs! You're just gonna listen to me, right?
- Elmer Fudd: Wight.
- Bugs: [disguised as a duck] Quack! Quack!
- [moves his eyebrows up and down]
- Daffy Duck: Oh, so that's his little game is it? Shoot the duck! Shoot the duck!
- Elmer Fudd: [shoots Daffy Duck]
- [Bugs is disguised as a game warden]
- Elmer Fudd: Oh, Mr. Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I've been told I can shoot wabbits, and goats, and pigeons, and mongooses, and dirty skunks, and ducks. Can you tell me what season it weawy is?
- Bugs Bunny: Why certainly, my boy.
- [Holds up a baseball]
- Bugs Bunny: It's baseball season!
- [Elmer laughs dementedly]
- Bugs Bunny: [Throws the baseball] Here, boy! Here, boy! Go get it! Go get it!
- [Elmer runs after the baseball, shooting it repeatedly]
- Daffy Duck: [to Elmer about Bugs] What is this, a cooking class? Shoot him! Shoot him!
- Elmer Fudd: But I haven't got a wicense to shoot a fwicasseeing wabbit.
- Daffy Duck: All right now, let's go over it once more: now, what are you?
- Elmer Fudd: I'm a hunter.
- Daffy Duck: And what season is it?
- Elmer Fudd: Wabbit season.
- Daffy Duck: [pointing to Bugs] And there's a rabbit! Shoot him! Shoot him!
- [Elmer hurries over to blast Bugs, but actually just blasts to smithereens a snowman dummy version of him]
- Elmer Fudd: Good heavens! He disintegwated.
- Elmer Fudd: Got you, you wabbit stew, you.
- Bugs Bunny: Look, doc. Are you looking for trouble? I'm not a stewing rabbit. I'm a fricasseeing rabbit.
- Elmer Fudd: Fwicasseeing wabbit?
- Bugs Bunny: Have you got a fricasseeing rabbit license?
- Elmer Fudd: Well, no. I...
- Bugs Bunny: Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricasseeing rabbit without a fricasseeing rabbit license?