Mel Blanc credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • Yosemite Sam
- Yosemite Sam: Well, it's one of our boys.
- Bugs Bunny: [in blackface, shuffling along playing a banjo] The sun shines bright in my old Kentucky home...
- Yosemite Sam: Hey there, boy. How about giving out with something peppy on that skin-box, huh?
- Bugs Bunny: eeyYowsa. Yankee Doodle went to town a-riding on a pony...
- Yosemite Sam: Yankee doodle? You traitor!
- Bugs Bunny: [Thrusts a whip into Sams hand] Don't beat me, Masser! Please don't beat me, Masser! Don't beat this tired old body! No, don't!
- [Exits; returns disguised as Abraham Lincoln]
- Bugs Bunny: What's this I hear about you whipping slaves?
- Yosemite Sam: But, but, but, but, but-but...
- Bugs Bunny: Never mind the 'but's. Here's my card. Look me up at my Gettysburg address.
- Bugs Bunny: What's the hassle, Schmasel?
- Yosemite Sam: My orders from General Lee is to hold the Mason-Dixie line, and no Yankees are crossing it.
- Bugs Bunny: General Lee? Why, the War between the States ended almost 90 years ago.
- Yosemite Sam: I'm no clock watcher.
- Bugs Bunny: What carrots. Look at this tired specimen. I haven't see a decent carrot for months around these parts.
- [Reads a newspaper headline]
- Bugs Bunny: "Record carrot crop in Alabama." Alabama? Well, I'm Alabamy bound!
- Bugs Bunny: [Disguised as a Southern belle] Oh, it's one of our boys.
- Yosemite Sam: Sorry, Scarlet, ma'am. Sorry to have to intrude, but there's a Yankee about.
- Bugs Bunny: Oh! A Yankee? How terrible!
- Yosemite Sam: I'm afraid I'll have to search your premises.
- Bugs Bunny: [Standing in front of a door] He's not in here! He's not in here!
- Yosemite Sam: Aha! So that's where he's hiding! Sorry, Scarlet, ma'am, but I have to do my duty. Okay, Yankee! Stick 'em...
- [Opens door, a cannon fires on his face]
- Yosemite Sam: ... up.
- Bugs Bunny: [Standing in front of another door] He's not in here! He's not in here!
- Yosemite Sam: I'll take your word for it, ma'am.
- Bugs Bunny: [Disguised as Confederate soldier] Coronel, the Yankees... the Yankees, they're in Chattanooga.
- Yosemite Sam: Chattanoogee? Charge!
- [Cut to a stadium, where the Yankees are playing an exhibition game against Chattanooga; Sam has the Yankees held up in their dugout]
- Yosemite Sam: The first dang Yankee to step out of that dugout gets his head blasted off.
- Yosemite Sam: Great horny toads! I'm up north.
- [Runs back to the Mason Dixon line]
- Yosemite Sam: Gotta burn my boots. They touched Yankee soil.