William Pierson credited as playing...
Marko the Mailman
- Marko the Mailman: Are the doors covered?
- [the men cover the doors]
- Hoffy: Yeah, they're covered.
- Marko the Mailman: Okay, Steve, give them the radio.
- [Blondie pulls a radio and earphones from under Steve's pant leg]
- Marko the Mailman: You can keep it for two days.
- Hoffy: Two days? We're supposed to have it for a week.
- Marko the Mailman: You're lucky to get it at all! The boys are afraid the Jerries will find it in here. This barracks is jinxed!
- Marko the Mailman: Today's camp news. Father Murray announces that due to local regulations, the Christmas midnight mass will be held at 7:00 in the morning. He also says, quote, "All you sack rats better show up for services, and no bull from anybody." Unquote.
- [muttering]
- Marko the Mailman: At ease.
- Animal: At ease!
- Marko the Mailman: Next. Monday afternoon, a sailboat race will be held at the cesspool. See Oscar Rudolph of barracks 7 if you wish to enter a yacht.
- [laughter and boos]
- Marko the Mailman: All right, at ease.
- Animal: At ease!
- Marko the Mailman: Next. Jack Cushingham and Larry Blake will play Frank de Notta and Mike Cohen for the pinochle championship of the camp.
- Shapiro: That's a fix.
- Marko the Mailman: [mutters of agreement] All right, at ease.
- Animal: At ease!
- Marko the Mailman: Next. Tuesday afternoon at 2:00, all men from Texas will meet behind the north latrine.
- [laughter and boos]
- Marko the Mailman: All right, at ease.
- Animal: At ease!
- Marko the Mailman: Next. A warning from the kommandant.
- [boos]
- Marko the Mailman: Anybody found throwing rocks at low-flying German aircraft will be thrown in the boob.
- [boos]