Michael Moore credited as playing...
Sgt. Manfredi
- Price: Anybody asks for your papers, you're French laborers. And here's your map, Kraut money, Swiss francs.
- Sgt. Manfredi: Roger.
- Price: All right, now let's hear it one more time, boys.
- Sgt. Johnson: We've been over it a hundred times.
- Hoffy: Let's hear it again.
- Sgt. Manfredi: We stick to the forest going west until we hit the Danube.
- Price: Check.
- Sgt. Johnson: Then we follow the Danube up to Linz.
- Price: Check.
- Sgt. Johnson: In Linz, we hop a barge and go all the way to Ulm.
- Price: Check.
- Duke: [Joey begins playing his ocarina] Stop it, Joey. Joey!
- [he stops]
- Duke: Go back to sleep.
- Price: Go on. You're in Ulm.
- Sgt. Johnson: Once in Ulm, we lie low until night. Then we take a train to Friedrichshafen.
- Sgt. Manfredi: Once in Friedrichshafen, we steal a rowboat, get some fishing tackle, and start drifting across the lake, always south, 'til we hit the other side. Switzerland.
- Sefton: Once in Switzerland, just give out with a big yodel, boys, so we'll know you're there. It's a breeze.
- Hoffy: Stay out of this, Sefton.
- Sefton: Just one question. Did you calculate the risk?