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Three Sailors and a Girl (1953)

Sam Levene: Joe Woods

Three Sailors and a Girl

Sam Levene credited as playing...

Joe Woods

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Quotes5

  • Marine: [tapping him on the shoulder] Pardon me, Mr. Woods.
  • Joe Woods: [without turning round] Yeah?
  • Marine: I'm with the Marine outfit that's backing the show and I, I hear the Navy is taking your leading man tonight.
  • Joe Woods: Don't worry about it, I'll get another.
  • Marine: I know. That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Sir. You see, I was wondering if, maybe you could er... what I mean to say is, you see I used to be with the circus once and friends of mine think that I have great deal of, well I don't mean to sound conceited, I was...
  • Joe Woods: [he turns to look] Sorry son, I know talent the minute it taps me on the shoulder, you just ain't got it, Kid.
  • Faye Foss: Gosh, Joe, weren't you a little rough on that boy? I thought he had something.
  • Joe Woods: Kindest thing I ever did for him. Never get anywhere in this business. Looks too much like Burt Lancaster.
  • Joe Woods: We'll get married as soon as I get a hit. I wouldn't want a swell doll like you to marry a failure.
  • Faye Foss: Oh, thanks.
  • Faye Foss: Where would sailors get that kind of money?
  • Joe Woods: How do I know? Maybe they're pirates.
  • Joe Woods: Fail? Who said we failed?
  • Porky: Just the audience and the critics
  • Penny Weston: But I wanna be an actress. I don't wanna make people like me just to get their money.
  • Joe Woods: Well, that's what every good actress does to every audience.

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