Alberto Sordi credited as playing...
Alberto
- Leopoldo Vannucci: If I went on a honeymoon, I'd go to Africa, like Hemingway. Free, in the wild, in a Jeep.
- Moraldo Rubini: Sounds fabulous.
- Riccardo: Africa would be a real escape. I'd go there with Esther Williams.
- Alberto: What about Franca Marzi?
- Riccardo: Franca Marzi. Ginger Rogers.
- Alberto: [complaining about his Carnival costume] I need bigger breasts!
- Elvira: I padded it in front.
- Alberto: [drunkenly] Who the hell are you? Who?
- Moraldo Rubini: It's me, Moraldo.
- Alberto: Who?
- Moraldo Rubini: Moraldo.
- Alberto: No, you're nobody. You're all nobodies. All of you.
- Alberto: [drunkenly] Moraldo, know what? We gotta get married.
- Moraldo Rubini: Yes.
- Alberto: We gotta get married. You see Fausto? He settled down. He's happy. He has a house. We just gotta get ourselves wives.