Mel Blanc credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • Baby-Faced Finster • Ant Hill Harry • TV Reporter • Sergeant • Clancy
- [last lines]
- Finster: [crying] Let me outta here! Get me another mouthpiece! I've been framed! I didn't do nothin'!
- Bugs Bunny: Don't be such a crybaby. After all, ninety-nine years isn't forever.
- Bugs Bunny: Now we'll play some nice games before beddy-time.
- [Baby Finster pulls out a "toy" gun and aims it at Bugs]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, goodness! Hopalong Finster's gonna shoot big bad-guy rabbit with his toy pistol!
- [Bugs gets blasted in the face]
- Bugs Bunny: Some toy.
- Bugs Bunny: No, no, no, no. You mustn't play with the money. It's very dirty.
- [Finster holds his breath and starts turning blue]
- Bugs Bunny: Finster, stop that! Why are you holding your breath?
- [Finster points at the money]
- Bugs Bunny: Okay, kid, here, here you are.
- [Gives him the bag of money; Finster breathes again and coos happily]
- Bugs Bunny: Gosh, don't do that again. You had me scared.
- Bugs Bunny: Finster? Finster, where are you?
- [Finster is sneaking away with the bag of money; Bugs comes behind him and tickles him]
- Bugs Bunny: Cootchy-cootchy-cootchy!
- [Finster hits him over the head with bag]
- Bugs Bunny: [Dazed] Cootchy.
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, Finster! Oh, Finster, baby!
- [Sees Finster trying to get the money]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, there you are, you naughty baby.
- [Shakes Finster]
- Bugs Bunny: How many times I have told you not to play with that dirty money? We'll just have to get hims all tidied up.
- [Puts Finster in the washing machine and turns it on; takes him out, covered in suds]
- Bugs Bunny: There, nice enough to be kissed. Ah, whoops, the baby!
- [Throws Finster up against the ceiling]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, dear. I do believe I've forgotten my fudge.
- [Turns around, Finster falls behind him]
- Bugs Bunny: Aw, sakes alive. Did'ims fall down?
- [Finster pulls out a knife and tries to stab Bugs; he misses and stabs himself in the butt]
- Finster: Yeow!
- [Murmurs obscenities]
- Bugs Bunny: [as he spanks Finster, weapons fall out] We'll just have to learn not to play with knives and not to use naughty words. And believe me, Finster, this hurts you more than it does me.
- TV Announcer: Have you seen this man? He is Ant-Hill Harry, alias "Baby-Face Finster". Notorious bank robber believed to have perpetrated the daring Last National Bank holdup this morning. He is 35 years old, stands...
- [Bugs turns off the TV, putting two and two together]