John Salew credited as playing...
Station Sergeant
- [the contents of Father Brown's pockets are being inventoried by the police]
- Patrolman: One Bible.
- Father Brown: [Correcting the patrolman] One breviary.
- Station sergeant: One... book.
- Patrolman: One bar of milk chocolate.
- Station sergeant: One bar... of chocolate. Your glasses, please.
- Father Brown: Oh. Is that really necessary? I'm as blind as a bat without them. Though I often wonder whether all bats are really blind, any more than all lords drunk or all judges sober.
- Station sergeant: Your name?
- Father Brown: Brown.
- Station sergeant: You sure it isn't Smith, or Jones?