Dean Martin credited as playing...
Dr. Steve Harris
- Dr. Steve Harris: [flirtatiously on board a plane] Now you tell me where you live, and i'll pick you up.
- Wally Cook: My dear doctor, I live on the front page of the Morning Chronicle.
- Dr. Steve Harris: On the what?
- Wally Cook: [Louder] On the front page of the Morning Chronicle, and you can pick me up for seven cents! Now climb back in your horse and buggy and try your bedside manner on someone else!
- Dr. Steve Harris: [Hearing the screech of the wheels touching down on the runway] What was that?
- Wally Cook: We just came down to Earth!
- Homer Flagg: Oh, I'm feelin' much better this morning. I heard a bird sing.
- Dr. Steve Harris: Yeah, I heard the same bird sing, Homer, - SING SING!
- Homer Flagg: Wha - ho - unh! The fever's coming back!
- Dr. Steve Harris: What Homer means, is he doesn't like to see those people suffer.
- Oliver Stone: They love to stuffer.
- Dr. Steve Harris: I'm sorry. It's been a long time since I've seen a girl - I mean a female girl, in Desert Hole.
- Dr. Steve Harris: I'm sorry, Homer. I may have been last in my class, but I'm a doctor. I couldn't hand in a phony report: I swore the solemn hippocratic oath. With purity and holiness, I will pass my life and practice my art.
- Dr. Steve Harris: That's a pedigree basset hound - a gift from the governor of Kentucky. You don't wanna insult the bluegrass state, do you?
- Homer Flagg: No, but why couldn't they send me a horse I could ride...?
- Homer Flagg, Dr. Steve Harris: Why didn't you give me medicine?
- Dr. Steve Harris: Medicine? Never carry it. It's too dangerous.
- Dr. Steve Harris: What's the matter with you, Homer? You should be celebrating. I just saved your life. First patient I ever did that for.
- Dr. Steve Harris: Homer, don't you think I'd want you to have radiation poisoning, just to break up the monotony?