Ben Cooper credited as playing...
The Kid
- The Kid: Here's for helpin' the lady. Buy yourself a cigar.
- [the Kid tosses Jet a dime]
- Jet Cosgrave: You keep it. Until you're old enough to smoke.
- [when the Kid tries to pull his pistol, Jet knocks him down]
- Cal Prince: Take it easy, Kid! You know the Major doesn't want any gunplay around Miss Alice. Get up! Get in the rig.
- The Kid: Maybe you'd like to try again some time - when we don't have an audience.
- Jet Cosgrave: Any time you say. Only the second show might be a lot funnier. It'd be a shame if nobody saw it.