Horace McMahon credited as playing...
Sergeant Monty Maizel
- Sergeant Monty Maizel: So, she's a juvenile delinquent. No folks. No relatives. The State's gonna keep her locked up until she's old enough the drink what's *in* the beer bottle.
- Virgil, Mark's Gofer: Take a lot of coffee, don't ya?
- Sergeant Monty Maizel: Only black. It's the cream and sugar that hurts you.
- Mark Christopher: Hello, there.
- Sergeant Monty Maizel: Hi.
- Mark Christopher: I don't think we've met.
- Sergeant Monty Maizel: That's because you never saw me before.
- Isabella Alexander: [snidely] My father is Senator Rufus D. Alexander.
- Sergeant Sam Hanlon: You'll still have to leave.
- Isabella Alexander: You'll have to carry me out.
- Sergeant Monty Maizel: Hold my cheese sandwich.
- [hands it to Susan]
- Isabella Alexander: The Senator will have you broken!
- Sergeant Monty Maizel: Ha! A Democrat. He's got his own troubles.
- [picks up Isabella on his shoulder and carries her out of the bedroom]
- Isabella Alexander: Enough of this! Put me down!
- Sergeant Monty Maizel: I can't hear ya, lady, I've got flat feet.
- [opens apartment door, Virgil enters]
- Virgil, Mark's Gofer: Isabella, what are you doing up there?
- Isabella Alexander: Wishing I were a Republican!
- Sergeant Monty Maizel: Remember, you guys, she's underage. Lay one hand on her and that's all, brother.