Jerry Wayne credited as playing...
Bobby Denver
- Bobby Denver: Better put these in water
- John Bentley: My Calsilarium Optiflora!
- Bobby Denver: Never mind about your health. It's your garden, I'm worrying about. It's in terrible condition.
- Pat Bentley: I haven't got a boyfriend.
- Bobby Denver: Hmmm, that's bad.
- Pat Bentley: I've got a husband.
- Bobby Denver: That's worse.
- Pat Bentley: He's in jail.
- Bobby Denver: That's better.
- Gwen Bentley: "In such a night stood Dido, with a willow in her hand, upon the milk sea banks. In such a night, Medea gathered the enchanted herbs." Oh, Bobby, darling, it's so wonderful! Troilus and Cressida, Aeneas and Dido, you and me!
- Bobby Denver: I got to be going now. I'll be late for my TV show.
- Bobby Denver: I want to see something of your wonderful country. You know, Stratford, Manchester, Scotland, towns like that.
- Bobby Denver: You know, you need a darn good spanking. And you too! Now, come on, you two, you're sisters!
- Pat Bentley: Let me go!
- Gwen Bentley: Let me go!
- Bobby Denver: You're going to kiss and be good friends.
- Gwen Bentley: Let me go!
- Pat Bentley: Let me go!
- Bobby Denver: Kiss and be good friends!
- Bobby Denver: Say fellas, I think I've done just about enough talking. So, if you don't mind, I'd rather sing.
- [sings]
- Bobby Denver: There's a light that lies in Liza's eyes, And lies and lies and lies and lies, And lies--in Liza's eyes...
- Bobby Denver: [crooning] You started something, When you said goodbye, You started something, When you made me cry...
- Bobby Denver: [singing] They're just two fakers, Heartbreakers, Playing the game with skill, They promise a crazy thrill, That her lips and arms will never fullfill...