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Betty Grable and Sheree North in How to Be Very, Very Popular (1955)

Charles Coburn: Dr. Tweed

How to Be Very, Very Popular

Charles Coburn credited as playing...

Dr. Tweed

Quotes6

  • Wedgewood: And, er, Mrs. Marshall, sir?
  • Dr. Tweed: I've been calling Mrs. Marshall for three days, and for three days she's been in the shower... either a very dirty woman or a very clean one.
  • Dr. Tweed: She knows every piece of scandal in town, whether its happened or not.
  • Dr. Tweed: If I had a pistol, I'd shoot myself.
  • Wedgewood: What seems to be the trouble, Sir?
  • Dr. Tweed: I have murdered Santa Claus.
  • Dr. Tweed: Look, you have no idea what a collection of hyenas we've got in this institution. During the panty raids last Spring, I thought I'd go absolutely crazy.
  • Dr. Tweed: B.J. Marshall is said to be good for a million. And for a million, I would graduate a three-headed goat with honors. The President of a college like Bristol is not here to waste his time on nonsense like education. He's here to get the dough!
  • Dr. Tweed: Well, only a few years ago, in fact, it was a rare night that didn't see me setting forth into the darkness, smoking a Turkish delight, and fairly reeking of toilet water.

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