Jane Russell credited as playing...
Bonnie Jones • Mimi Jones
- David Action: Look, maybe we better not mix business with pleasure. I lose more clients that way. After all, I've only got 10 percent of you.
- Bonnie Jones: Well, I'm really not doing anything with the other 90 percent.
- Connie Jones: [all the nightclubs expect them to perform nearly nude] Don't they do anything in Paris but undress?
- Bonnie Jones: [sighs] Yeah.
- Bonnie Jones: Well, what am I supposed to do? Gentlemen seem to want to get married and they pick on me. Is that so illegitimate?
- Connie Jones: No, but bigamy is.
- Bonnie Jones: Oh, don't be silly. I wasn't gonna marry all of them. At least not all at once.
- Bonnie Jones: I didn't break my promise to you. Honest. I turned 'em down and turned 'em down.
- Connie Jones: You couldn't turn down a bedspread.
- Bonnie Jones, Connie Jones: [first lines - singing] You--you're driving me crazy, What did I do? What did I--do? My tears for *you* make everything hazy, Clouding the skies of blue...
- Bonnie Jones: Connie, I've got a confession to make.
- Connie Jones: Yeah?
- Bonnie Jones: I don't think I've got all my marbles.
- Connie Jones: I know what you mean.
- Bonnie Jones: I just can't seem to say no.
- Connie Jones: You can't even say maybe.
- Connie Jones: You're alive ammunition. You've got to be careful where you go off.
- Bonnie Jones: Yeah.
- Connie Jones: We know they were in show business, but...
- Bonnie Jones: But we didn't know they were *that* good. Gee, they must have been talented!
- Rudy Vallee: Talented? All they could do was hold feathers in the right places and sometimes they - didn't do that very well.
- Bonnie Jones: But that's impossible. Mom's very strict!
- Connie Jones: And Aunt Mitzi thinks whatever young girls should know is *very* little.
- Rudy Vallee: Oh, they were wonderful. Scandalous!
- Rudy Vallee: They can't wear an evening dress for an afternoon cocktail party. Haven't you anything for the afternoon?
- Bonnie Jones: But, we work nights.
- David Action: As soon as it gets dark, all the lovers of Paris meet along the river.
- Bonnie Jones: What are you doing later?
- David Action: Hey, take it easy on the curves. I'm supposed to be the wolf around here.
- David Action: Here is the only gal a guy in his right mind should ever marry: Paris.
- Bonnie Jones: Well, don't lose your head, young man. There are other things to be considered. Can she cook?
- David Action: Best in the world.
- Bonnie Jones: Is she fun?
- David Action: Oh, the most!
- Bonnie Jones: She's pretty old.
- David Action: Yeah, but so experienced.
- Bonnie Jones: That same old face every morning?
- David Action: But different every night.
- Bonnie Jones: My, how can a girl compete?
- David Action: Well, in one way. She won't support me.
- Bonnie Jones: Oh, I'd love to.
- Bonnie Jones: [singing] I've got two lips, That care for mating, Therefore waiting, Will not do, Take my five dollars, Take my coat and collars, Take my heart and hollers, Everything I've got, Everything, Everything I've got belongs to you!
- Bonnie Jones: You professional bachelors are all alike. You're so proud of being single, you don't even see the right girl when she comes along.
- David Action: I sure see all the others though.
- Bonnie Jones: That's just a pose. He has an inferiority complex.
- Connie Jones: He feels about as inferior as Gregory Peck.
- Rudy Vallee: [singing] I wanna be loved by you, just you, And nobody else but you
- Mimi Jones, Mitzi Jones: I wanna be loved by you, alone, Boop-boop-a-doop!
- Connie Jones: They're quite delightful, but a little drafty.
- Rudy Vallee: You have nothing to hide.
- Bonnie Jones: Only our reputations.
- Connie Jones: And a small appendicitis scar.
- M. Ballard: You will not wear them?
- Bonnie Jones: Not even in front of my husband, if I had one.
- David Action: Honey, this is the Casino di Paris!