Jeanne Crain credited as playing...
Connie Jones • Mitzi Jones
- Connie Jones: [all the nightclubs expect them to perform nearly nude] Don't they do anything in Paris but undress?
- Bonnie Jones: [sighs] Yeah.
- Bonnie Jones: Well, what am I supposed to do? Gentlemen seem to want to get married and they pick on me. Is that so illegitimate?
- Connie Jones: No, but bigamy is.
- Bonnie Jones: Oh, don't be silly. I wasn't gonna marry all of them. At least not all at once.
- Bonnie Jones: I didn't break my promise to you. Honest. I turned 'em down and turned 'em down.
- Connie Jones: You couldn't turn down a bedspread.
- Bonnie Jones, Connie Jones: [first lines - singing] You--you're driving me crazy, What did I do? What did I--do? My tears for *you* make everything hazy, Clouding the skies of blue...
- Bonnie Jones: Connie, I've got a confession to make.
- Connie Jones: Yeah?
- Bonnie Jones: I don't think I've got all my marbles.
- Connie Jones: I know what you mean.
- Bonnie Jones: I just can't seem to say no.
- Connie Jones: You can't even say maybe.
- Connie Jones: You're alive ammunition. You've got to be careful where you go off.
- Bonnie Jones: Yeah.
- Connie Jones: We know they were in show business, but...
- Bonnie Jones: But we didn't know they were *that* good. Gee, they must have been talented!
- Rudy Vallee: Talented? All they could do was hold feathers in the right places and sometimes they - didn't do that very well.
- Bonnie Jones: But that's impossible. Mom's very strict!
- Connie Jones: And Aunt Mitzi thinks whatever young girls should know is *very* little.
- Rudy Vallee: Oh, they were wonderful. Scandalous!
- Connie Jones: [gazing at Rodin's "The Thinker"] I wonder what he's thinking about?
- Charlie Biddle: If he's thinking about what I'm thinking about, then he's thinking about you.
- Connie Jones: And what are you thinking about me?
- Charlie Biddle: How to get lucky.
- Charlie Biddle: My father always said that when I entered a room, it was as if someone just left.
- Connie Jones: Will you stop picking on you.
- Connie Jones: You're honest and you're nice. In fact, you're just about the nicest maniac I've ever met.
- [singing]
- Connie Jones: Behold the way our fine-feathered friend, His virtue doth parade, Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend, The picture thou hast made, Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair, Conceal thy good intent, Thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere, And slightly dopey gent, You're... My funny valentine, Sweet comic valentine, You make me smile with my heart...
- Charlie Biddle: I'm madly in love with you.
- Connie Jones: Charlie, you mustn't say things like that to a girl unless you really mean it.
- Charlie Biddle: I do.
- Connie Jones: Then you're a jerk.